Quoted By:
Oh, Great and Glorious Tournament Gods,
We come before you humbly, and not without fear,
For Ember and Lumi, though full of heart,
Have yet to figure out which way is up or which button is the trigger.
Grant them courage, not to win (we know that's a stretch),
But to not trip over their own feet in the first 5 minutes of the match.
Guide their hands to the buttons, to the keys, to the sticks,
And help them land a hit that isn't just a glitch.
Oh, divine coaches, may the luck of the clueless prevail,
So they can accidentally defeat the champion without fail.
Give them strength, oh mighty scoreboard,
To face defeat with grace and a slightly confused “Whoops, we scored?”
In the end, may they know the sweet taste of participation,
And maybe, just maybe, a victory of sheer desperation.
Amen.
