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Introductory paragraph to Anon's Quest for Rice Purity 0:
This is Anon (Todd is a placeholder). Anon prefers to spend his days watching his oshi, Enna Alouette. When he isn’t watching streams, Anon can be found lurking in the corners of /NijiEN/. It is /here/ that Anon has made a name for himself as a local personality in the thread. Separate from the other aloupeeps, the other anons know Anon to be particularly creepy, even by aloupeep standards; “Aloucreep”, they call him. While he usually prefers to lurk rather than actively partake in the thread’s faggotry, Anon does occasionally interact with the other anons. In particular, he can be seen kicking other anons while they’re down or seething; continuing to wear a mask of indifference all the while. However, on the admittedly not so rare occasions when the thread topic tends toward the macabre, a strange fire lights itself inside of Anon. That mask of indifference starts to crack and show a hidden passion seldomly seen otherwise. One might assume Anon has a few screws loose, maybe even a few skeletons in his closet. However, the truth is that he actually has a rice purity score of 100. He has truly led an uneventful life… He hasn’t even seen or watched porn, let alone masturbated to it. He even has images filtered so he doesn’t see any unmarked lewds or naked corpses that get posted in the thread. That is the kind of creature Anon is! A sad shell of a man who lives his life as if it’s only purpose is to meet the criteria necessary for this story to unfold. However, that will all change soon. You see, Anon has a plan… A plan to achieve a rice purity score of 0 as fast and efficiently as possible.
