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>be Bilbo
>get called to adventure
>have fun and whimsical journey
>meet lifelong friends
>wizard solves basically all your problems
>toughest thing you have to do is beat a methhead in a battle of wits
>some dude you barely know slays the dragon for you
>come home as one of the wealthiest people in the world
>your fucking shirt is worth more than your country
>on a first name basis with half the world's immortals and they all think you kick ass
>live to be like 120, retire to heaven without even dying
>be Frodo
>get called to adventure
>your uncle had the time of his life
>off you go
>get permanent stab wound
>stabbed at least once by every species of evil monster on earth
>permanent trauma
>betrayed by your pet methhead
>your gardener steals the show with simple courage and lovely speeches while you hang around looking miserable and whining
>ring corrupts you so bad you don't even get credit for destroying it
>limp back home
>it's ruined
wtf???
