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clauvio doordashing KFC at 3 AM and coming to the door in a ranmei tshirt and the black delivery driver goes "hey man is dat be some dragon ball, i finna be goku" and clauvio replies "you too" and closes the door then adjourns to the computer to feed KFC to godot over video chat while giving him joi in a child voice but her neighbor's meth lab explodes and there's an evacuation order for the building therefore clauvio wanders the street while slightly high on meth fumes and feeling stimulated by the danger of roaming a majority black neighborhood however no one is into scrawny latinas they only want fat white women so clauvio is safe and finds shelter in a black hebrew israelite church where she learns that she was created by yakub, clauvio henceforth converts and begins to identify as black and jewish even though she is actually mexican, this causes a rift between clauvio and her jewish friend damascus who employs semitic magic to cast a curse on clauvio forcing her to become white. this causes her to be excommunicated from the church of black hebrew israelites and she is forced to take shelter in a country club where she must pretend she doesn't like japanese shovelware game music but is really into classic rock. however clauvio's ghetto accent soon rouses suspicion and the country club decides to administer The Test wherein she is administered a small quantity of full-lactose milk, after an hour clauvio has severe stomach problems due to her latina genes causing premature lactose intolerance. clauvio is summarily evicted from the country club and moves in with godot where she lives in a small cage under his bed and is fed lactose-free milk and white bread and allowed one shovelware jrpg per week
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