https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0EWell, I don't know, but I've been told
This funny clown's worth more than gold
I got my card, I bought membership
I've gone gosling and I can't sleep
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Confettium fever is spreadin' all around
With an akasupa in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to be her ojisan husband
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Well I had a look at my Youtube feed
And it posted some clips that looked good to me
And one showed a vod for a game I knowed
So I clicked on the link, down the rabbit hole
I reckon I was watching for a while
By the end of it I was a Coniphile
When all of sudden I to a stop
At the top of the comments, made my heart drop
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Confettium fever is spreadin' all around
With an akasupa in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to be her ojisan husband
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Well I took my Visa and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I hoped she'd find
That all these tips would make it click
That I'm the carnie that she should pick
On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Seth, I was ready to stop
The only attention that I got that day
Was the bank telling me my money's gone away
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Confettium fever is spreadin' all around
With an akasupa in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to be her ojisan husband
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Well, she posts a new tweet
You head out again
Load up chat before the stream begins
You hope your funny comment reaches Coni's eyes
But find yourself waiting with 17 other guys
Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That girl's done got me and it hurts like shit
So with my mouse and keyboard in my hand
I'll keep right on trying to make her laugh
Confettium fever has done and got me down
Confettium fever is spreadin' all around
With an akasupa in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to be her ojisan husband
Confettium fever has done and got me down
