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>”THIS is a thread.”
>”Dear god…”
>”There’s more.”
>”No!”
>”It contains the dying wish of every anon here. Archivebud, you did collect everyone’s dying wish?”
>”Oh, you bet!”
>”Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches! We have 70 hours before the thread is deleted. For most anons, no time at all. We are not most men. We are Kronies! We have the mental illness, the creativity to make these hours count. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let’s begin.”
>”Our first dying wish is a futafag’s. He’s drawn a picture of… sekkusu-tan getting fucked by a kronie. He has something radiating off of him.”
>”Yeah, those are stink lines! That’s why the kronie’s fucking him, because he smells.”
>”Yes I see. Here you have drawn Gabe having sexual congress with some kronies. Kronies having sexual congress with Gabe. Gabe and kronies relaxing post-coitus. Gabe is crying and Sekkusu-tan has stink lines coming off of her--did anyone post anything besides this shit in the thread?”
>”Oh man, classic /∞/.”
>”Fantastic, this was a huge waste of my time…”
>”You did not read mine!”
>”Does it say you want the pictures?”
>”Yes!”
>”See you all in hell!”