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Once I die, God will arrange a special afterlife for me: I will get to stand, wielding a spiked baseball bat, in front of every person who has ever set out to annoy me, in real life or through the internet. They will all be bound and gagged, unable to move, but not blindfolded, forced to witness the horrors I'm about to unleash on them.
As I line up the bat with your head, to ensure a clean hit, you will look up and stare in my eyes to look for mercy.
You'll find none.
jwu
