>>83466783Probably make a lot of money as a big tiddy ASMR streamer. Invest that money in real estate and the stock market in order to grow it into early retirement fund. Live the rest of my elongated elf lifespan off of passive income from my investments and eventually settle down with a wife and adopt a child. Be filled with sadness when they live and die in less than a century while I barely look like I've aged two years since this transformation began. Likely live to see the downfall of human civilization, limited in their perspective and wisdom due to having such pitifully short lifespans.
And obviously grope the big boobs, too.
