>>34689663i dont watch fulgur often but i tried
>Two thousand comfydants sitting in front of a screen>Fulgur's stream is on"aaaaAAAAAaaaa WIFEEEEEEEEE UWWWWOOOO!" "WIFEEE UR SO SEXY" "I love you wife!!"
>"Do not be led astray my comfydants and I will catch you all next time">All of the comfydants start spamming gifted members and hugging their screens"BYEEEE WIFEE!" "bye bye fuuchan!!" “Otsu fuuchan!"
>Stream ends>One by one, the smiling comfydants each blink slowly>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused>Already the tears have begun"W-wife? Where are you? Wife!?" "Fuuchan!?" "H-Help! Fufu disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the comfydants begin to aimlessly search for Fulgur>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the comfydants succumbing to despair"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S WIFE!?" "I- I- I MISS WIFE!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the comfydants become manic in their desperation>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists."HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY WIFE!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD COMFYDANT! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "WIFEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the comfydants still have energy in their shriveled bodies>Once that energy is exhausted, the comfydants yet again collapse into despair"Aaaaaaaaaaa wiiiiiiiiiifffffffeeeeeeeee" "fff ffucchaaannn" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, perhaps even over a week in length>Days later, the monitor reactivates>Fulgur's Cyberpunk BGM starts playing as his next stream begins>The familiar sight and sounds of their wife rouses the comfydants from their torpor"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Fulgur appears onscreen>"Hello my comfydants">The comfydants, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet"FUUCHAN!" "WIFE'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the comfydants take their seats and settle in for the stream>And the cycle continues. 