>>27711951I'll put it into terms you lefties can understand:
imagine being Harry Potter in the real world but your magic wand kills people fast, effectively, and you can pump 50 deadly spells per second
You have a Slytherin scarf and you think you are badass.
Imagine how I feel when I have the real wand and I'm just waiting for some motherfucker to cross over my lands to Avada Kadavra his ass or whatever.