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>Another boring commute to your desk job.
>You listen to your oshi Kronii on the way there. She's so cute and sexy, you love her so much, you wish she was real.
>You just want to go home and write greentexts for your bros to jerk off to.
>You get into the elevator and hit the button for your floor. You're on your own today.
>The elevator stops after a few floors. You can't move. Suddenly, the figure of Kronii appears in front of you in the jackopose. She looks smug.
>"I've just spent the last 20,000 timestopped years farting in this elevator. Right now I'm allowing you to see me, but now I'll unpause time fully and you will face the consequences."
>You're unpaused for all of a microsecond before the blast wave of stench assails your nostrils and mouth. You swear you can even feel it in your ears.
>You immediately enter both a screaming orgasm and cardiac arrest. Semen flows from your trouser legs as you collapse into the floor in pleasure and pain.
>You barely comprehend Kronii standing over you laughing.
>"Oh my god, it stinks so bad. And you came!? How... unexpected!“
>The last thing you ever see is Kronii's rump descending towards you as she batters your head into pulp with her behind.
