>>13314516Anon, for my 11th birthday I had a laser tag party. My mom thought it would be funny if, in all the goodie bags, we had a special homemade treat for each of the guests.
Before the party I had a secret mission to find out which bug all of the partygoers found most disgusting, we made a list of them all, ordered them (from a pet shop, they were sold as feed for snakes and lizards) and my sisters and mom made candies out of them - basically just them glazed in a caramel and what have you.
When the day of the party arrived, after hours of laser tag, if the other kids wanted to get a slice of birthday cake they had to eat the candy in their goodie bag.
I took part too, and my candy was a tarantula.
When Haachama ate that spider my love for her skyrocketed, "poisoned blood" or not, and I promise you if the stars align and we ever meet I'm going to deep tongue kiss you and spread my contaminated blood to you.