>>10149065>>10149086>>10149092>>10149102>>10149134>>10149148>>10149191Sure! I'm always glad to shit down some "MUH UNITY" hugboxfags.
1. Thinks loud = funny
Literally the driest form of fucking humor that only appeals to room-temp IQ zoomers with the attention span of a fucking ant. No, being loud and screeching autistically isn't funny, and it will never be. Sure it's funny if you're a fucking child, but not if you're an adult. And this site is for adults.
2. Openly lusted for a MALE (homostar) on her debut stream
This is a BIG red flag for someone who fails to respect hololive culture. Hololive is an idol company. Idol culture in Japan presumes one's COMPLETE separation from any male interaction on camera.
If you want to lust over a cock in your spare time? Go for it. But don't fucking do it on stream, not to mention on your FUCKING DEBUT STREAM IN FRONT OF 90,000.
Stop associating yourself with men.
3. Zoomer
This is a big issue with her. There are many zoomers in hololive but they keep that zoomer-pandering faggotry AWAY from their time on the camera.
Baelz, on the other hand? Fucking
>YO BRO>WE LIT>WATCH ME WHIP WATCH ME NAE NAE>THAS LITTTIt's just fucking cringe. There's no reason to like a fucking soulless husk of a personality who has to appeal to such a low denominator.
4. CULTURAL INTERESTS
>Kpop. Enough said.
5. NO TALENT WHATSOEVER
>Can't draw>Can't sing>Has barely any gaming experienceWhy was she recruited? Scouted? For literally NO reason other than the fact that Cover thought her voice fits the Baelz model/lore. Which brings me to point 6:
6. HER VOICE
Say what you want, but a weird hybrid between an ESL SEAnig and australian accent is an OBJECTIVE turn-off for many viewers. It's just fucking annoying. Oh, her fake high pitch squeaky voice is extremely annoying as well. Bringing me to point 7
7. LEANS INTO KAYFABE TOO MUCH
Stop. Doing. Your. Fake. Rat. Laugh. Holy fuck it's annoying. Anyone who relies on their lore as a crutch, this far into debuts, is someone who has (1) no capacity for entertaining and (2) will never be trustworthy enough, as they will never reveal their intimate secrets.
8. DUAL TRANSLATING, YWNBJ, TRIES TOO HARD TO BE ANIME
A LITERAL worst offender than Kiara, this bitch thinks 50% of her fanbase are JOPs or something. No, woman, so stop fucking clogging up the coherency and intelligibility of your streams and what you're trying to communicate. It's also just flat out rude. None of your EN viewers want to listen to you attemtp to appeal to another culture when you ARE hololive english.
Not to mention her song choices are nothing but anime or kpop, and she is literally an ironic weeb in the flesh.
9. HORRIBLE STREAM TIMES FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERS
Related to point above. Fucking holofive reject.
10. No adequate capacity for forming meaningful relationships with her genmates
This is a big knock against Baelz, who at this point, does not have a clear pairing in her gen. No, not a ormantic pairing, but a pairing that demonstrates she has good chemistry and is close with others.
One of the most IMPORTANT reasons for watching hololive -- and one of the principles it is founded upon, is the relationships. The kino friendships and developing chemistry between two used-to-be strangers who learn to become best friends through weird alternate-persona interactions.
This relationship and blossoming chemistry dynamic of streams is exactly why many viewers tune in. Gurame always gets a big crowd, much like Takamori. EN2 is already developing into nicely defined pairs with great chemistry, like Fauna/Mumei/Sana or Mumei/Kronii.
So there you have it, rratfags. 10 reasons your oshi was a mistake. All valid, too.
