I used to be a fan of rape, but it's just everywhere now, I think I'm getting bored of it. Leave the house: get raped. Answer the phone: get raped. Turn on the TV: get
raped.It's like, I get it, rape is everywhere. Call me a rape hipster if you like, but I much preferred rape when it was a bit more underground: masked men in dark alleys with knives, crouching bush perverts waiting to pounce on unsuspecting joggers (patience of saints, those guys) people who really put the effort in, people who respected rape as an art form. Nowadays, rape is just another everyday occurrence like putting on socks or oppressing black people. I suppose it was bound to happen, nothing that good can stay underground for long, it's always gonna blow up. And it's selfish to even try and hold on to something this rapturously delightful, when you love something this much... Well, shit, you just wanna share it with the world. Although I guess I'll miss the feeling that rape was something special to me, I do genuinely feel happy that rape has simply become part of the culture now and it can be enjoyed en masse, by everyone.
