[25 / 8 / ?]
>live with parents
>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loud
>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm alone
>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in game
>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from them
>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughing
>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she is
>I immediately start blushing
>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with me
>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her out
Guys I know this sounds like one giant shitty larp but you have to believe me this is all true and I have no fucking clue where to go from here. Please help me out.
>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loud
>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm alone
>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in game
>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from them
>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughing
>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she is
>I immediately start blushing
>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with me
>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her out
Guys I know this sounds like one giant shitty larp but you have to believe me this is all true and I have no fucking clue where to go from here. Please help me out.
