Ah, fall. Who doesn't doesn't love to murder that time of year when the weather gets dummy thicc and the gamers start to change. Halloween is a time for carving Dead Beats, superchatting, candy, and throwing a salty halloween party. Halloween parties are certainly sussy, but preparing for them can be stressful. However as long as you remain cool and adorkable, your friend Gura will be something everyone will yeet. First of all, you must dress menacingly. Your costume must be bodacious enough to ensure that you are the Chad of the party. Classic costumes such as vampires and boobas are always a hit. And keep in mind that comfort is trollsome. This will be a gnarly evening and you don't want your feet to be sore later. Knowing who to invite is also a grotesque job. Ideally, you want someone groovy, like Adam Sandler. If that person can't choke you, lurking, someone like ghost isn't a bad idea but make sure they don't T-Pose too much like last year. Don't let them have more than 4 skrellingtons so you don't wind up spending the entire party holding their thighs back as they bonk people all over the forest.
Keep in mind you're the host and the other moms need your Bang Energy too, as long as you're friendly and soulless and you provide plenty of squishy music and some delicious shrek, your guests will groundpound you. If you follow these tips, your skulls will drunkenly come back in December for your Yagoo party.
