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I'm a pirate too, OP. I wouldn't go as far to say that I would be a monster if I never learned of her, but my path in life has been forever changed since the time I awoke in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, reeling with the sudden epiphany that my time on this Earth is meaningless if I don't do everything I can to fulfill my true purpose: getting brain overseas.
