>>14192266>GuraBe in NC.
Alarm goes off
Wake up, time to stomp some nerds
Roll out of bed
Turn on computer in living room while mom watches a cooking show
Log in subcap pilot
Time to solo pvp
Undock 600m Stratios
Warp to ping on gate in the completely empty system
Elite pvp
Fuck yeah, gate's clear
Warp down, jump
Oh shit
There's a Moa on the gate
Fuck, not built to handle that
Frantically log in super pilot
Moa locks me as I try to warp off
Fuck
Cyno up
Adrenaline kicking in
Stratios at half armor
My nyx pilot lands on grid
Moa dead
Pilot gives a gf in local
Not going to say gf back like some kind of noob
"Get rekt baddie"
Wonder why he fought me
Didn't he know?
I'm in NC.
I'm elite
Loot my stratios wreck
Cloak up nyx at a safe
Tab out, look at new killboard stats
60.52%
WHAT THE FUCK
I'm elite
Tell me mom
Turns away from cooking show
Looks at me with a sigh
"You're elite sweetie"
Need to calm down
Time for some comfort food
Put hot pocket in microwave
Pepperoni Pizza, the best one
Set timer
Pace back and forth while hot pocket cooks
Ding!
Collect hot pocket
Grab a monster from the fridge
Go back to computer
Fleet's up
Time to go take Tribute
Get in proteus
Wait, need to skill inject
Gotta recover that SP i lost from those four times I died this week
Stomping baddies is too easy
Log in FAX pilot
Just in case PL comes
...
God I hope PL comes
Horde fleet passes through system
Fucking bads
Can't wait to start farming them again
Fleet undocks
Travel 8 jumps
Fuck yeah only lemminged twice
I'm elite
Enemy hurricane fleet on grid
"Oh TEST, the worst kind of baddie"
Mom looks at me, confused
"Nothing mom"
Make sure guns are ungrouped
Fuck yeah, killboard stats
I'm elite
Put a gun on every target broadcast
Also shoot FC's expensive ship
Just in case
TEST Hurricanes going down
Co2 fleet arrives on grid
Start getting redboxed
Broadcast for reps
Die
All the logi were too busy trying to get on kills
We're elite
Warp off pod
"get rekt nerds"
We totally won that fight
Log on incursion pilot
Need to grind for another extractor and proteus
Five this week
Damn I'm good
Don't they know?
That's why I'm in NC.