>>14448515Listen to me Historia, this is very important. That farmer who's been hitting on you? Seems like a decent, athletic guy. Fuck him. Have the raunchiest sex imaginable and as often as possible. I'm gonna genocide half the globe to end Ymir's curse, so you can have as many babies with him as you want. You'll be fine, both you and your children.
Eren, what are you...
Please let him impregnate you Historia. God, you're gonna look so hot pregnant. Also, this is gonna sound weird but then I'm gonna turn into a bird. I'd, uh, like to think that it's fine if I check on you every once in a while. You know, just to see how things are going, haha...
Eren, what the fuck are yo-
JUST LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN WHEN HE'S FUCKING YOU ALRIGHT?
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I... I'm sorry I yelled Historia, just... Just do this for me, alright? And, uh, make eye contact with the bird.
