>>15812815ok but mumei was there for the rise and fall of the tower of babel, invented writing, agriculture, and waterworks, first domesticated (an immortal) animal, brought frankincense and myrrh to the stable, served as the Fifth Evangelist, witnessed the fall of troy, caused the destruction of atlantis, created manuals for paper and gunpowder, helped to create democracy and experimented in the roman republic, defeated hannibal and razed Carthage to the ground, poisoned atila the hun, gave a giraffe to the chinese fleet, fought alongside emperor constantine until his death and the collapse of the eastern roman empire, invented algebra, advised Charlemagne, synthesized and secretly deployed the cure to the black plague, taught machiavelli, lured the conquistadores with promises of the city of gold, caused the schism in the church, showed the british the plans to destroy the spanish armada, instigated the boston massacre while discussing the birth of a new nation with the American founding fathers, lectured napoleon on tactics and tricked him into selling the louisiana purchase, fanned the flames of nationalism in europe, piloted the first flight at kitty hawk while the wright brothers took notes, ordered commodore perry to open up japan, assassinated archduke ferdinand after the serbians botched their attempt, sold chemical weapons to both sides of the great war, stored weapons on the Lusitania, saved a young austrian painter, caused the market crash of black tuesday, deployed serotonin to cause millions of locusts to devastate the midwest and create the dustbowl, deliberately forged harsh terms and reparations to prepare for the next war, rescued princess anastasia and took to her japan, formulated blitzkrieg tactics with the wehrmacht, warned roosevelt about pearl harbor, participated in the manhattan project, copiloted the enola gay, and stopped Hitler from using his fragment of the spear of longinus to turn europe to glass before disappearing few half a century until she resurfaced working at a Mcdonalds with no memories of the past.
