>>16620595You and your friend were hanging out, you playing games and him sitting on the sofa bored, browsing through his phone. Suddenly, he sighs, and brings up a random topic.
"Man, I wish I had a girlfriend to surprise me with random blowjobs throughout the day. Must be real nice with that girl of yours."
"Ha, I wish that was what it was like. Aqua and I barely even talk about sex. Maybe I should take the initiative more." You said out loud, basically pondering to yourself as you continued gaming.
"I didn't bring up that topic so you'd bring up how much sex you'll be having with your girlfriend, dude." He nags back.
"Chill out. Maybe you'd get some bitches on your dick if you actually started outside for once."
"What for?"
You sigh and ignore him.
Several hours later, you start driving back home. That topic he brought up earlier was lingering in your mind. As you get home, you decide to talk about it with your girlfriend, Aqua. Clumsy girl, that one, but she's a good person at heart.
"Hey Aqua, I'm back."
"Uhm... H-... W-welcome back, d-darling." You raise your eyebrow at her usage of darling, that was new, but you didn't mention it as any confrontation she took as negative. It was nice of her and so you just let her call you that.
You talk to her about your day for an hour or two while watching movies together on the couch, when eventually the mood got relaxed enough that you felt like it was the right time to bring it up.
"Hey Aqua?"
"Mh~?"
"So, I know this is a topic you generally shy away from, but, my friend brought up something earlier that I think would be pretty nice for our relationship."
"What's that?" She tilts her head, awaiting an answer.
"It was totally out of the blue, he mentioned something about "how great it would be if he had a girlfriend to give him surprise blowjobs throughout the day as a fun surprise after hard work days"."
Aqua looked a bit confused. Like she still didn't catch on as to what you were suggesting.
"So uh... I thought it was a great idea, and I would really appreciate it if you could do it for me. I mean, I go down on you all the time but you don't seem to do the same so I don't know what your stance is on this." You decide to approach this topic very carefully as to not cause her to shut down in her shell as usual.
"So... what do you think?"
Aqua gives you a strange look, she was heavy in thought, seemingly conflicted.
"I... I don't know... a-are you sure you want this?" She asked.
"Of course. And don't expect it to be a one way thing, I promise I'll make it up to you when I'm not tired from work. Is that a deal then?"
She pauses for a few moments, looking down and thinking. Then she looks up, and hesitantly nods.
"Great, thanks for being willing to step out of your comfort zone for me, Aqua, I really appreciate it." You give her a peck on the forehead. She just peeks at you shily, and then looks away, twirling her fingers around in confliction.
You finish watching the movies with her and decide to hit the sack. Tomorrow was a work day, and it would be a especially tough one at that. Maybe you'd get what Aqua promised to do then, you couldn't wait. Sex was rare in your relationship, but you didn't blame her, she is a girl who is just naturally shier than most, even with someone like her own boyfriend.
You come home the next day, completely exhausted from work, but excited for the possibilities. But as you greet Aqua, she doesn't seem to remember what she promised, and just went on to play her games. You figure she must've forgotten, or maybe she was still deciding on it, you didn't want to rush her.
But then two days passed, then three, five, a week, and nothing. You start to get a little impatient and decide to confront her about it in a gentle manner as to not rush her.
"So, Aqua."
"Hm~?"
"You remember that thing you promised a week ago? I don't want to rush you, you're free to do it when you're ready, I'm just wondering if you're still up for it or not, that's all."
She pauses for a moment, slurps up her saliva, then says.
"B-but I've been doing it just like you asked?"
You raise your eyebrow in confusion.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Y-you said your friend wanted to have a girlfriend to receive b-blowjobs right? S-so I..." As the realization seeped in, your face starts going from confused to mad, and she picks up on that, promptly shutting her mouth.
"...How many times?"
"... H-he didn't tell you? I...I did it twice a day..."
You hold your slap in, "how could someone be so genuinely retarded?" you thought.
"Get out."
"I-Isn't this w-what you wanted?" She starts tearing up, scared that you were going to hit her.
"Aqua, get out. Now!"
She puts her hands above her head and rushes out of the house crying and saying "I'm sorry." over and over again.
You promise yourself to never date a girl without an IQ certificate of less than 85 ever again, and never see your "friend" ever again.
