>quit my stable engineering job to become a chuuba
>get a job as a 2view for a shitty vtuber startup
>slum it for $3 an hour for a couple years as I build a resume, living off savings
>use this time to learn japanese, take singing lessons, learn about aquariums, and learn guitar
>have a backup channel where i upload sappy anime and guitar covers
>after 2-3 years, apply for Holostars EN
>get in off bilingual, musical, and streaming experience and use my first paycheck to immediately buy and stock a massive wall-to-wall aquarium
>show it off to Amelia on Discord
>gradually warm her up to me by talking about fish with her as she cancels streams
>plant the idea of her visiting to see the fish, then wait 1-2 years for her to be comfortable with the idea
>invite her to visit
>get her in my house and bring her up right next to the aquarium
>tell her i'll be right back as she's admiring the fish
>stealthily retrieve my garden hose from the side of the house
>return to the aquarium room in silence
>spray her with water at full blast as she screams and shouts WTF
>chase her out of the house with the hose
>throw a football at her head as she gets in her Uber back to her hotel
>eat the fish and spend $1200 on new carpet
>quit Hololive and go back to having a real job
My ultimate fantasy.
