>>20837698I was frankly more focused on a bubbly response to Mr. NME than a proper prompt idea, but if you're actually willing, I'd be much obliged. How about:
Chloe's hikki tendencies have blown her up to near a quarter ton from snacking and laying on her ass, and being enabled by (You) isn't helping. You come home one day to find her sweaty and queasy from chugging an unholy amount of soda, and teasing her over it ends with your upper body firmly buried under a few hundred pounds of ass meat as she continues gaming. You two are both more pleased by this development than you verbally let on.
If hetero's not your cup of tea, feel free to substitute the feeder with your Holo-neesan of choice
