>>22364226Exclusive Lore!
>>Goldie Grubenstein: Delinquent with a heart of jealously guarded Gold who uses her special Nail-Bat and stun-grenades for combating the hordes of Palestinian Child-Terrorists. Tries to play the edgy but troubled softy underneath but the cries of "Oy Gevalt!" Refers to her Chat as Soldier-bros and urges them to fight for Israel. Velshes Shumitzvah: American Jewish Girl with a lot of Chutzpah, once got an entire College dorm shut down and ruined the life of her English Professor in collage over saying he was eyeing her inappropriately while reading a passage from Ayn Rand. Dreams of earning her Doctorate in Woman's studies and is well on her way thanks to her Parent's money. Their fortune was made from investing in cosmetics made from Human Foreskin. Which she promotes as part of her branding.
Lolishes Shiestenshein: Lesser Demon incarnated into the body of a little girl sacrificed for Passover. Has a used Diaphragm stuck to her left-knee that holds a seal on her Demon Powers. Screeches all off-key. Tries to dominate her Chat. Ends up being adopted by Cimrai.
Hamwise Goldschmidt: Child trafficked from who knows where originally, the Ears are the result of genetic engineering that also turned parts of her Brain Feline. Yet this has just given her the worst habits of a Cat -Cat-girl Piss everywhere ITS- with freakishly awkward coordination.
Liza Grubman: The yiddish accent seems endearing at first but she goes off on SJW tier rants often. Also makes a lot of awkward and thinly veiled jokes about The Pool being closed . . . Tries to do ASMR streams but keeps bumping her nose against the mic.
