>>22857364made a jp version since im from there
The archived threads tell a story.
The great /vyt/ was shattered.
In our home, across the fog, the /jp/.
Now, Haatonmeido the Eternal is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the /qa/ deletion, Sharkmeido was the first to perish.
Soon, /hlg/'s offspring, retards all, claimed the shards of the thread.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Schizoing.
A war from which no lord arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the Moderation.
Arise now, ye Anon.
Ye dead, who yet live.
The call of long-lost shitposting speaks to us all.
Distorted Pekos, chieftan of the threads.
The ever-brilliant Towaposter.
Lunaitos, the Watamate Companions.
The loathsome SEA hours...
And Sir Aggiebro, the All-drawing.
And one other. Whom /hlg/ would again bless.
An anon of no renown.
Cross the board, to the /jp/.
To stand before the /hlg/.
And become the OP.
