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Meanwhile, in /vt/ tower

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:37:18 No.23030503 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23030633 >>23031001 >>23031516 >>23053179 >>23053428

Bulletin board updated
>Lamys have been spotted in multiple floors carrying suspicious liquid. Please approach said individuals with caution
>The /meat/ floors will be closed down for health and safety reasons effective tonight
>Tenants of the Tsunderia floor will be vacating the tower shortly.
>Please do not harass the fujos inside the tower. They will not have sex with you. Offenders will be subject to punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:40:00 No.23030593 Report

Quoted By: >>23030678

A patrol of Lunaknights went by. I'm trying to fucking sleep but these assholes in full plate are making so much noise It's like a construction site outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:41:05 No.23030633 Report

Quoted By: >>23032371 >>23043551

>>23030503
This is just bootleg worldbuilding thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:42:04 No.23030678 Report

Quoted By: >>23032366

>>23030593
They're just chasing that lunatic screaming about wanting to "RAPE LUNA AND IMPREGNATE HER ADULT PRINCESS PUSSY."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 06:48:47 No.23031001 Report

Quoted By: >>23032642

>>23030503
I will never not harass the fujos until they stfu. I know they live above my place and you can't stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:01:23 No.23031516 Report

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>>23030503
Okay whatever the fuck they call you Cholers even though she doesn't bathe doesn't mean you can't either. The smell is seeping into other floors through the stairwells now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:13:12 No.23031870 Report

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Why not just make a /news/ thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:16:39 No.23032013 Report

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Was Mahjong night cancelled? I'm not seeing anyone on the 24th floor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:26:07 No.23032345 Report

Quoted By: >>23032724

/RINGO/FLOOR WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING MORE THAN THEIR FAIR RATION FROM THE MORI BRAPTANK
PRESSURE IS DANGEROUSLY LOW, YOU DO NOT NEED MORE THAN FOUR SNIFFS TO JERK OFF. IF I CATCH YOU SIPHONING THE TANK BEFORE MORI REFILLS IT I'LL THROW YOU TO THE FUCKING /MEAT/HEADS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:26:38 No.23032366 Report

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>>23030678
Look man, that guy woke me up once. Dick move, I can get over it. But all the clanging and ‘NAAA’ warcries are making more noise than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:26:46 No.23032371 Report

Quoted By: >>23032432

>>23030633
and way more fun, that worldbuilding thread takes "muh lore" way too seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:28:20 No.23032432 Report

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>>23032371
We're just converting thread memes and events into history and culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:33:44 No.23032642 Report

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>>23031001
You will be kidnapped and gangraped to death anon, fujos are not like normal women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:36:06 No.23032724 Report

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>>23032345
Don’t worry, I won’t let you catch me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:37:59 No.23032789 Report

Quoted By: >>23032821 >>23032832

I'm so horny I might use the building as an onahole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:39:45 No.23032821 Report

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>>23032789
Giant-chama, please consider a canyon or something to that effect, I’m trying to eat my dinner in peace here in my room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:40:10 No.23032832 Report

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>>23032789
DUDE STOP FUCKING THE HOLE IN YOUR TUB. We're not gonna have the super call a plumber when you get your fucking cock stuck in it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:40:13 No.23032836 Report

Quoted By: >>23032891

bro i've been trying to find the Nijisanji floors for the last 18 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:40:18 No.23032839 Report

Quoted By: >>23032891 >>23033362

I think i saw someone falling past my window

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:42:33 No.23032891 Report

Quoted By: >>23033129

>>23032839
Did they have wings or bird features? If so don't worry.
Were they fandead? point and laugh
Were they your Oshi? Take your meds

>>23032836
Just listen for the loud laughter of that purple dragon. You can't miss it.

Also who took a shit in stairway 7N?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:50:36 No.23033129 Report

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>>23032891
Every time I meet a dragon in the halls, they give me that stupid fucking expression. It’s always a slightly different one too. One time I got a notification that someone tried to get into my house, and when I checked, it was a dragoon flashing that face into my front camera. What the fuck is up with these guys and their calling card?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:54:07 No.23033219 Report

Quoted By: >>23033769

Anyone know why the stairwell connected floors 201 and 202 has so many traps rigged on the steps? I’m scared to even attempt scaling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 07:58:13 No.23033362 Report

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>>23032839
Might be a hoschizo starry-jetted into a piss pool at the bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:10:49 No.23033769 Report

Quoted By: >>23034079

>>23033219
We talking like claymore mines or just like Home Alone shit.

The prior means the SSRB army are taking over the floor for some reason. The later I dunno some schizo's lost his mind again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:20:54 No.23034079 Report

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>>23033769
Yeah probably the /skz/ floor. You know, the one where every couple of days people just starts screaming and breaking stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:25:08 No.23034178 Report

Quoted By: >>23034331 >>23035044

yo a USB stick just fell into the net in the middle of the stairwell on floor 300, looks like one of them scout niggas threw it down
shiet theres a lot of reports n shit on it, heres the last one, this shit scary
>061825 LOG
>Seal the stairway. Seal the stairway. If you're reading this, send someone to seal the stairway.
>Stairway dimensions confirmed to breach the exterior dimensions of the building. It may be infinite.
>Last coherent fanbase noted at floor 7300 - tsunderia fans living in silence.
>Anomalies begin. Fanbases of vtubers that have never been witnessed found beyond floor 8000. Particular reverence given to "Gundam Genesis", a hammerhead shark vtuber with a wide head.
>9000 reached - "fans" here are showing abnormal physical traits - lengthened limbs - overly wide eyes. Team leader asked one subject for their "oshi" designation and was immediately assaulted in response. Scrawls of numbers and nonsensical terms on the walls - example 1 reads "iht vhojp", "mri fk" and "oouoy" all in proximity
>floor 10,000 reached. the walls bleed. "fans" here no longer resembling humans, long strawlike stick bodies. no capacity for speech. their rooms are filled with various nonsensical objects in a twisted parody of a fan room. "merch" sample taken from room, statuette of a female humanoid with a hollow head and no facial features. "fan" attempted to wrap around personnel in presumed aggression.
>floor 11,000 - seal the stairwell cant type more slowthey pull you in the wall

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:30:40 No.23034331 Report

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>>23034178
Enjoy being part of a botnet fag

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:32:27 No.23034377 Report

Quoted By: >>23034973 >>23037019

Anons, don't forget to stop by the Lamy Bar and Lounge on floor 152!

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:54:23 No.23034962 Report

Quoted By: >>23035540 >>23043393

I've killed so many goblins. Everything smells like blood. My hands are hurting from the frostbite. This mini fridge is a lot bigger on the inside than I thought it was. The rumors I hear from other /stars/ anons make the tower above this bunker sound far more terrifying. Do I really want to escape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:54:42 No.23034973 Report

Quoted By: >>23035975

>>23034377
Hell no, last time I went there I woke up in the parking lot wearing some white dress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:57:11 No.23035044 Report

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>>23034178
Oh tenants from the beyond returned? Try asking takodachis for assistance. You might choose between sanity or humanity tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 08:58:37 No.23035093 Report

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Ever tried sleeping anywhere on the 350th floor? It’s quite difficult to do. There are about 50 different utawakus going on at any given time and all of them are frequenters of King covers. I’m starting to taste music when I eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:11:29 No.23035449 Report

Quoted By: >>23035500 >>23035581 >>23035669

For fucks sake stop cumming on my door

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:13:26 No.23035500 Report

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>>23035449
In my defense, your door looks cummable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:14:54 No.23035539 Report

Quoted By: >>23042072

I'm planning on breaking into anons apartment and filling it with Rene paizuri hentai. I'm going to keep doing it until he dies from the dehydration of repeatedly cumming. No one will suspect anything because he's such a coomer, it's literally the perfect plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:14:58 No.23035540 Report

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>>23034962
Just cosplay as Temma and the aunties will flock over to coddle and molest you. At least they will make sure you won't get frostbite sharing body heat together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:16:17 No.23035581 Report

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>>23035449
It was asking for it, and unless you get rid of it, that’s what you’ll get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:19:56 No.23035669 Report

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>>23035449
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. THE CUMSHOTS WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU ATONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:32:40 No.23035975 Report

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>>23034973
You got the dress Lucky. I only woke up with an empty bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:41:03 No.23036144 Report

Quoted By: >>23036214

Hello we are from uber sheep. We have a package delivery for NO poster. Can someone tell us where they live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:43:26 No.23036214 Report

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>>23036144
Anon, 88th floor room 664, HUGE Rushia fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 09:43:58 No.23036225 Report

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/ringo/ bros please stop using the basement as a latrine, the smell on the lower floors is unbearable. I can't go outside anymore without the stench of piss, shit and God knows what else embeded into my clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:07:39 No.23036795 Report

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Merakyats are chill, but please don't mess with them. It's for your own safety.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:11:41 No.23036894 Report

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Can we get netting installed around the building? Tsunderia residents keep throwing themselves out the window. One almost fell on me on the way to my oshi's stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:14:55 No.23036987 Report

Quoted By: >>23037458 >>23037467

I think I'm on the floor with Onigirya.
All I hear at random times of the day is them shouting "MOGU MOGU MOGU" for hours. Why is this allowed?
I'm filing a noise complaint!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:15:47 No.23037019 Report

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>>23034377
It's open again? I thought Lamy drank their whole stock and deliveries were getting raided?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:30:47 No.23037458 Report

Quoted By: >>23038108

>>23036987
That's just the moguyacht survivors, don't mind them... no seriously don't, those bastards lived through a living hell and it broke them.
Just pretend they don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:31:10 No.23037467 Report

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>>23036987
It's worse on cunny floors when one of them is streaming...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 10:52:35 No.23038108 Report

Quoted By:

>>23037458
Wait the Moguyacht existed?! I thought that was an urban legend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 11:05:07 No.23038495 Report

Quoted By: >>23039124

Jesus christ the fandeads 2 floors down are loud as a motherfucker. I thought these fucks necked themselves a week ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 11:20:32 No.23039124 Report

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>>23038495
They're retards who are now humping another whore. They never learn. They never change. They literally pay someone to talk to them and don't even get to fuck them.
They could have gotten a prostitute with that money. Literally the definition of a simp those smoothbrains are

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 11:35:01 No.23039819 Report

Quoted By: >>23039999 >>23040885

yo! it's me the janny.
i'm going back to my hometown and might be back next week. just in case, i put the master key in the surveillance control room. use it for emergencies ONLY.
please don't do anything stupid with it or the landlady will drag me to the watermelon room

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 11:38:37 No.23039999 Report

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>>23039819
The cameras are mostly broken already man. If it's not from the YakuDragons smashing them to cover up their deals it's people literally stealing the cameras to pawn them off.

And we're not gonna talk about the fact I found a few cameras with full cumjars taped to them...
Watamelon room is a myth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 11:55:00 No.23040885 Report

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>>23039819
You gotta help me clean up the Tsunderia tenants' bodies in my balcony. Freaks been jumping from windows all morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:04:00 No.23041304 Report

Quoted By: >>23041458 >>23041470 >>23041561

I CAME BACK TO MY APARTMENT TO FIND THE DOOR WAS CUT DOWN WITH AN AXE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:07:31 No.23041458 Report

Quoted By:

>>23041304
Should have left it unlocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:07:49 No.23041470 Report

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>>23041304
heh. shouldn't have left your room bruv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:09:42 No.23041561 Report

Quoted By:

>>23041304
My fault. I was drunk. Thought your room was my room. Turns out I was on the wrong floor. My bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:12:48 No.23041711 Report

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if any hoshiyomi want to join in, me and a few others are going to piss off the roof starting at 0800 jst. we've all been drinking cranberry juice and eating asparagus for the last couple of hours and plan to stop pissing about 5 hrs before the main event.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:19:07 No.23041967 Report

Quoted By: >>23042250 >>23042342 >>23042500 >>23043340

Attention, chumbuds of the 301st floor, we have received the go-ahead from our local /architect/ engineers on constructing the world's first 500,000 ton apartment water tank, covering the entire 301st floor and fitted with all of the necessities our oshi requires to live.
You have two weeks to vacate your rooms in order to be renovated for your new aquatic lifestyle. Temporary
accommodations will be provided on the 247th floor; rooms, food and household necessities are all covered by the "Restore Atlantis" fund. Take care and see you soon, fellow chums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:19:47 No.23041996 Report

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Anyone else from /FBK/ floor notice those fucking rrats sneaking in? I think the smell of freshly ground "friend" is starting to attract them. If you see any please feel free to capture them for the boss. Also if those guys at Tako eats come around make sure NOT to coverse with the fuckers. Just give them their order and have them fuck off. We don't need more questions being brought up. If shit goes south the boss has the floor rigged up with enough C4 to have this whole building go down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:21:22 No.23042072 Report

Quoted By:

>>23035539
You made a fatal mistake
Anon is a sarueifag, and only gets off to bratty french women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:24:55 No.23042250 Report

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>>23041967
Wait, I just installed a new stereo system in my living room. No fucking way you're making me leave. I'm not even sure this is legal.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:25:14 No.23042266 Report

Quoted By: >>23042490 >>23043298

Unfortunately gura slipped in her bathtub and died in her apartment on the top floor. The top floor is now haunted by tiny shark girl ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:27:03 No.23042342 Report

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>>23041967
The ceilings already creek from the Lunaknights the floor above you want me to believe you psychos got the roof strong enough to NOT collapse? Fuck that I'm fortifying. Gonna have to dig me out like a tick.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:29:35 No.23042436 Report

Quoted By: >>23042862 >>23043160

What will happen if I go to the /meat/ floors?

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:30:50 No.23042490 Report

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>>23042266
I'm getting weird scripts on my television

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:31:11 No.23042500 Report

Quoted By: >>23043235

>>23041967
You plan on living in your own pee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:35:48 No.23042707 Report

Quoted By: >>23042862

A large group of fandeads at the entrance right now. Someone mentioned something about moving back to this place. Might be harmless but grab a nearby AK just in case.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:35:51 No.23042710 Report

Quoted By: >>23043002 >>23043393

Where can I find the twink floor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:39:41 No.23042862 Report

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>>23042707
Just murder them. They're mentally ill as fuck.

>>23042436
You packing heat? Else you're going to be fighting off cannibalistic schizos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:42:41 No.23043002 Report

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>>23042710
Subbasement 6. Had to transport them down there because their gayness was radiating through the lower floors and Nousagis were threatening to detonate a nuke because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:46:45 No.23043160 Report

Quoted By: >>23043224

>>23042436
You'll be fine as long as you bring a gift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:48:31 No.23043224 Report

Quoted By: >>23043330

>>23043160
What kind of gift are we talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:48:41 No.23043235 Report

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>>23042500
Anon. That's just how fish live.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:50:25 No.23043298 Report

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>>23042266
Alright chumbuds where are we hosting the funeral?

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:51:19 No.23043330 Report

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>>23043224
Make it something tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:51:34 No.23043340 Report

Quoted By:

>>23041967

>Got gills installed
>Adapted and waterproofed all my electronics
>Have a Trident a Bible and Gura Nendroid

I am finally prepared to live for the first time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:51:54 No.23043355 Report

Quoted By: >>23054777

Management notice.
The anon selling "suipiss" on floor 625 has been arrested and executed after multiple reports that anons who entered his appartment never came out.
A ceremonial community piss night will occur on /ringo/ floor to honor the hundreds of victims.
We are working with tower security to solve what he did with the bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:52:57 No.23043393 Report

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>>23042710
You mean the /stars/ bunker? Get in the elevator, go ALL the way to the very bottom, listen for voices begging to rape one of the Stars and follow that voice until you find the entrance or meet someone who will guide you in. God save your soul if you encounter Camechan or Kyomu Suzume on your way there though. The other anons actually live inside the mini fridge labyrinth like >>23034962

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:53:48 No.23043426 Report

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Its not fair that the SSRBs on the 20th floor can pay rent with military rations and instant noodles and I'm here paying in ARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:57:11 No.23043551 Report

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>>23030633
World building general makes weird fanfics. Keep me away from that

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:57:35 No.23043563 Report

Quoted By: >>23043894

this treerat has been running around and taking the tenant's nuts
if seen please ask her to return my nuts, i cant stop the bleeding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 12:59:59 No.23043655 Report

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I’ve managed to successfully infiltrate the dreaded 406th floor, better known as the Shipping Bay. I told them I liked the standard pairings so they’d let me in, but lately, I can’t seem to hold a conversation anymore without them growing suspicious of my responses. They’ve started to watch me a bit too closely as of late, and they’re expecting me for dinner tonight. I fear I may never complete my reconnaissance mission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:05:27 No.23043894 Report

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>>23043563
Anon when you chose to leave near /nut/ floors you should have listened to managenent and gotten the nut safety & security package. You get 24/7 NUTLOCK security and insurance to cover any damaged or missing nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:11:20 No.23044135 Report

Quoted By: >>23046504

You fucking Lammy's need to 'become' good at recycling.
There were only 20 of you, there's no reason why there should be a fucking sea of glass bottles outside my door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:41:45 No.23045583 Report

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Sad news. Traces of /rrats/ found in the vents in the upper floors and the local exterminator is missing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:47:33 No.23045910 Report

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Should there be a alarm for Cheese Pizza or just let the janny deal with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:49:28 No.23046004 Report

Quoted By: >>23046415 >>23046504

My whole floor's power is out (547), and there's a strong, weird blue light coming from one of the /become/ floors above mine... the fuck are those retards doing? They're making me miss the Imola GP...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:55:04 No.23046305 Report

Quoted By: >>23047028

Occupants of /vrt/ please be on the lookout for a misplaced blue and orange colored toy shield.
If found please report to the nearest Lost'n'Found.

Last seen on April 15th 2022 at the Starship Titanic booth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:56:50 No.23046415 Report

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>>23046004
anon why don’t you come up here and find out? we have a small generator you can use to fix your power problem as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 13:58:42 No.23046504 Report

Quoted By: >>23047377

>>23044135
They're marking your room. You're next on their list. Also the bottle mountain was worse before. At least they stopped throwing all the bottles into the hole.

>>23046004
It's gonna be another VettleWinsLOL you're not missing shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:08:25 No.23047028 Report

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>>23046305
we put the Phoenix Shield on the dresser in the /vrt/ lounge.
looking forward to her dropping by again some time in the future.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:14:42 No.23047377 Report

Quoted By: >>23047451 >>23047581

>>23046504
That's it, I'm calling Botan, and inquiring the rates of hiring a ssrb bodyguard.

I heard they like ramen noodles as payment, but I will pay that cute little fucker in steak if he can keep me safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:16:09 No.23047451 Report

Quoted By: >>23048230

>>23047377
You know they drink vodka right? You're just gonna trade sake bottles with bottles of vodka

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:19:03 No.23047581 Report

Quoted By: >>23048138 >>23048230 >>23048447

>>23047377
I wouldn't trust Botan or anyone resembling Botan when it comes to dealing with Lamy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:30:40 No.23048138 Report

Quoted By: >>23048447

>>23047581
What you think Botan's trying to create a Harem of Lamy or something?
That's more insane than the guy who says he saw Mikodyne

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:32:24 No.23048230 Report

Quoted By: >>23048447

>>23047451
Sure, but they're smart enough to drop their bottles in recycling bins, and not on the floor.

>>23047581
Botan would actually be very interested in keeping these shitheads in check, since they're a pain in the ass to her as well.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:36:52 No.23048412 Report

Quoted By: >>23048485

There's what appears to be a homeless guy in one of the stairwells rambling about a "bespoke, non-FIAT, DAO offering, secured using blockchain 2.0 technology that is guaranteed to go to the moon." I think he called himself a nasfag? I'm not sure what that means but I gave him a big akasupa, I hope I can buy some cool figmas with the profits!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:37:37 No.23048447 Report

Quoted By: >>23048538

>>23047581
>>23048138
>>23048230
Rumor has it that Lamys will occasionally metamorphize into Botans, similar to how some species of fish will change from female to male if there are too many females and no males around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:38:36 No.23048485 Report

Quoted By:

>>23048412
That was in ARS right? Right...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:39:49 No.23048538 Report

Quoted By:

>>23048447
That's as crazy as the guy who said using Plug-In Type Asacoco (the safest type on the market) makes you gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:42:04 No.23048643 Report

Quoted By: >>23049010

Everytime I go to respond to a fire alert, I just find this weird guy jacking off and no fire. The fuck is going on in here?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:44:25 No.23048761 Report

Quoted By: >>23049164 >>23049527

Ubereats is refusing to deliver here now, something about too much pipkin? What did you assholes do? I'm so hungry I'm considering visiting the meat X ringo bar and grill. Their new special looks pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:49:41 No.23049010 Report

Quoted By:

>>23048643
He already put out the fire with his fluids. You need to respond quicker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:52:52 No.23049164 Report

Quoted By:

>>23048761
We've now got a new sushi bar too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 14:54:24 No.23049237 Report

Quoted By:

I just saw some starved looking subhuman creature trudging along my floor. It could barely move. It said something about "wack tar" i think, i couldn't understand a word. Who keeps letting these weirdos in? Can someone get these people out of here, please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:00:33 No.23049527 Report

Quoted By:

>>23048761
What the hell is ubereats anon? There is only ubersheep around here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:08:14 No.23049839 Report

Quoted By: >>23049987 >>23050440

I'd like to take this moment to thank my SSRB roommate for helping me through my depression by taking me to the range and showing me the ropes on how to operate firearms. I've been feeling way better because of this adorable little warlord. Pic related: it's him messing around with our neighbor from across the hall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:11:15 No.23049987 Report

Quoted By:

>>23049839
Glad you feeling better. Let me head pat that SSRB as a reward

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:21:41 No.23050440 Report

Quoted By:

>>23049839
Look at that little boss. Its really fun when they do the nightly security sweep, their paws pittering around is pretty relaxing, at least untill one gets over exited and explodes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:24:34 No.23050561 Report

Quoted By: >>23050653 >>23050719 >>23050826

Can the people on the ground floor please pay more attention to the entrances and prevent outsiders from coming in? Some little white aliens came up here and they're annoying as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:26:28 No.23050653 Report

Quoted By: >>23051025

>>23050561
Aren't those just the Ioforia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:27:49 No.23050719 Report

Quoted By: >>23050826 >>23056407 >>23056963

>>23050561
>prevent outsiders from coming in
Let's shut down registering page then, and make a requirement that a person wanting to join in has to email honk and then complete a 200-question quiz while requiring a 98% accuracy in answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:30:09 No.23050826 Report

Quoted By: >>23051063

>>23050561
there are so many outsiders we might as well put revolving doors instead of normal doors
>>23050719
who the fuck is honk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:34:43 No.23051025 Report

Quoted By:

>>23050653
No, those are the brown aliens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:35:17 No.23051047 Report

Quoted By: >>23051571

>wake up
>turn on tap
>piss starts pouring out
>the fuck?
>turn on tap in the kitchen
>more piss
>turn on shower
>it's golden
You've got to be fucking kidding me. I thought the ringo alchemists a couple floors down were full of shit and now they've gone and turned the ENTIRE bloody water supply for the building into suipiss - showers, taps, even my fucking bottled water is yellow and frothy. i've nothing to drink except suisei's fucking natural byproducts. and if that wasn't bad enough you've got a couple of muppets down the hall trying to start fires to get the sprinklers to go off and drench the entire place in suipiss. i've had it up to here with this fucking place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:35:31 No.23051063 Report

Quoted By: >>23051672

>>23050826
Honk on these nuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:37:59 No.23051184 Report

Quoted By: >>23051571

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO SAVE ANOTHER PERSON FROM KILLING THEMSELVES OR FALLING INTO THE PIT I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!
- Warm hugs from, Saviorfag of apt #678

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:46:30 No.23051571 Report

Quoted By:

>>23051047
Go to Floor 446 Room 13.
We're going to get rid of those fuckers. You ever shoot an AK before? Totally random question

>>23051184
Dude those NASFAQ guys don't need to be saved and can't be saved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:48:33 No.23051672 Report

Quoted By:

>>23051063
you motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:00:43 No.23052194 Report

Quoted By:

i had to move to the id floor after my ceiling caved in under the weight of the /ag/ faggots above. now some guy named alfred keeps walking in unannounced. the other night i woke up and this motherfucker was watching me sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:09:20 No.23052536 Report

Quoted By: >>23053012 >>23058542

Hello everyone, trash anon here. I’ve moved up to the 8th floor due to the trash level’s rise. Had to falseflag as a tako to get a pass, but I think I’m safe. Anyways, can you niggers not toss dakimakuras down the hole because it doesn’t have your oshi on them? Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:14:00 No.23052730 Report

Quoted By: >>23052960 >>23053043 >>23053198

*sneaking into the pizza kitchen*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:14:54 No.23052766 Report

Quoted By:

Tentacult has cookies on the sixteenth floor.

You can't have any; just wanted to let you know we have them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:20:03 No.23052960 Report

Quoted By: >>23053056 >>23053198

>>23052730
>it's all pineapples

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:21:15 No.23053012 Report

Quoted By:

please don't listen to >>23052536. i'm only able to pay rent because of all the rushia shit im able to scavenge and sell to viet anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:21:56 No.23053043 Report

Quoted By:

>>23052730
The kitchen has a bathtub. Why would a kitchen have a bathtub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:22:08 No.23053056 Report

Quoted By: >>23053198 >>23054974

>>23052960
"Dang, they must've hid the meaty pizza's since my last raid" *takes a single slice of pineapple and begins searching all over*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:25:22 No.23053179 Report

Quoted By:

>>23030503
All Pentomos can shelter in my cave from all the rapists. You just need to show some appreciation once in a while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:25:50 No.23053198 Report

Quoted By: >>23053295

>>23052730
>>23052960
>>23053056

Which one of you niggers did this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:26:33 No.23053228 Report

Quoted By: >>23053308

if your looking for food, us haatons have plenty to share,tarantula deep fried in redbull.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:27:55 No.23053295 Report

Quoted By:

>>23053198
Looks fine to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:28:14 No.23053308 Report

Quoted By:

>>23053228
That sounds more edable that Mel's cooking, sign me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:31:02 No.23053428 Report

Quoted By: >>23053922 >>23054022 >>23054269

>>23030503
Why not make an actual /vt/ tower in minecraft and mandate no one is allowed to make buildings outside of the tower. Everyone will simply have to fight for space in the tower, adapt, steal, conquer, etc... the lower floors can even be flooded like every tower thread is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:41:24 No.23053922 Report

Quoted By: >>23055009

>>23053428
>World border 150 something blocks away from spawn, the entire footprint of the tower goes right to the border.
Then there's two different approaches:
Vanilla survival:
>Anons can use cobble generators and tree farms to grind the materials required for their tower
Survival-ish:
>Material chests at the bottom and the tower is already pre-built

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:43:40 No.23054022 Report

Quoted By:

>>23053428
but then how will I ste-borrow pizza??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:49:32 No.23054269 Report

Quoted By:

>>23053428
Is yubicraft the only minecraft server /vt has or is there others??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 16:57:24 No.23054622 Report

Quoted By: >>23055431

Hey bud, couldn't help but notice what you were doing on that floor the other day. You mind letting me in? I'd like to talk about it. It'd be much easier if you just saved me some time and unlocked the door for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:00:51 No.23054777 Report

Quoted By:

>>23043355
>ceremonial piss
im aroused tell me more, pissing after consuming candle flavouring or something? going to make the place smell of incence and urea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:05:44 No.23054974 Report

Quoted By:

>>23053056
"aha, finally, a meat lovers pizza that isn't actually a /meat/ lovers pizza, time to make my escape"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:06:46 No.23055009 Report

Quoted By: >>23057987

>>23053922
Definitely prebuilt tower, but the anons can alter the interior however they want. Probably to extend the viability of the server, supply drops or easter egg hunts for resources could be done. It'd be fun to compete for finding food, or potion materials, or that nice smooth quartz for decoration purposes.

Definitely should bar entry into the Nether, to prevent Wither spawning, and to create scarcity for rare and vital materials, which can be laid out in various locations in the tower as treasure, or during a loot event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:11:14 No.23055185 Report

Quoted By: >>23055497

The ductwork was leaking out onto the carpet, so I went over to the Architect room to ask for some assistance. But nobody there knew anything about air ducts or HVACs, it was just a bunch of fat-ass women! What the hell kind of establishment are you people running?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:16:46 No.23055431 Report

Quoted By:

>>23054622
What happens on the 27th floor stays on the 27th floor. Get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:18:57 No.23055497 Report

Quoted By:

>>23055185
Architects are fucking useless in any form. Get an Engineer.
FUCK OFF PETE NO ONE LOVES YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:23:28 No.23055689 Report

Quoted By: >>23056045

I fucking hate living here.
But the worst thing is that every time I try to move out of here, I end up inevitably coming back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:28:21 No.23055873 Report

Quoted By:

To whoever has had the watame death march on blast for the last couple hours, could you at least play a different track of hers after a while? Thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:32:00 No.23056003 Report

Quoted By:

I found this cat on the 46th floor.
Is this yours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:33:05 No.23056045 Report

Quoted By:

>>23055689
I personally like to think that this is just a giant megastructure in space and we are just forced to use our current technology because we've been deemed barbaric by the normies and were essentially given a shitty yet decadent pleasurable existence only maintained well enough to keep us alive and inside. That's just my headcanon though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:42:32 No.23056407 Report

Quoted By:

>>23050719
Don't you need to commit a series of sexual transactions to ms Honk before she lets you to access her floor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:43:50 No.23056458 Report

Quoted By:

I get some of the SSRBs neighbors in this tower are a bit fucked in the head, but what the hell, why does most of them happen to have MG42's attached to their balconies? They makes me feel as if they could go apeshit if someone badmouths her oshi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:55:03 No.23056963 Report

Quoted By:

>>23050719
I thought Honk was fucking dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:56:35 No.23057032 Report

Quoted By: >>23057429 >>23058542 >>23059353

STOP JUMPING FROM YOUR WINDOWS. The bodies already started to accumulate down here, they are piling up and reaching my window, I could literally jump out, take a walk over that bloody mess and get back inside. The smell is disgusting and the flies are starting to invade my appartament. Find another way to off yourselves please.
-Resident of floor 109

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:00:16 No.23057174 Report

Quoted By: >>23057244

Hi anons. where is sex?

meat rep !!J7IsvbPoQE1

meat rep !!J7IsvbPoQE1 Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:02:05 No.23057244 Report

Quoted By: >>23057297

>>23057174
I heard they're using the /meat/ floors for private orgies. Have to bring your own stapler if you want to join.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:03:14 No.23057297 Report

Quoted By:

>>23057244
>stapler
Im looking for sex not emotional trauma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:06:08 No.23057429 Report

Quoted By:

>>23057032
Don't listen to him, we're keeping the floor clean so you have a quick death.
- Hooman from floor 104

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:20:03 No.23057987 Report

Quoted By:

>>23055009
I do like the idea of anons banding together in order to build the second tower of babel of degeneracy brick by brick, but i can see why casual players wouldn't be into that.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:24:50 No.23058187 Report

Quoted By:

Guys, I think there's an alien spaceship that just crashed on the roof... looks like fixing it will take some time.
There was an alien inside. Guess I'll let her room with me until her rocket's working again.
Anyone up for some stargazing in the meantime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:27:59 No.23058328 Report

Quoted By: >>23058470

Does the tower have floor for /feet/ browsers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:31:09 No.23058470 Report

Quoted By:

>>23058328
Basement.
Just make sure not to get caught by the fungus down there. It mutated and has become kinda aggressive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:31:35 No.23058489 Report

Quoted By: >>23058739

I can"t believe gura fucking died in the apartment spa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:32:54 No.23058542 Report

Quoted By:

>>23052536
>>23057032
So when do the Officers arrive for the weekly trash burning. I've got my gas mask now so I'll be fine this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:38:03 No.23058739 Report

Quoted By: >>23059305 >>23059620

>>23058489
Good thing the body could be preserved until the mausoleum was finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:51:38 No.23059305 Report

Quoted By:

>>23058739
Damn, you shrimps are fast at building stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:52:42 No.23059353 Report

Quoted By: >>23059631

>>23057032
Try lighting a fire and roast some of them. Maybe the smell will attract the cannibals to take care of your problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:57:58 No.23059620 Report

Quoted By:

>>23058739
Keep her body away from the /meat/ floor. God forbid they get their hands her corpse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 18:58:05 No.23059631 Report

Quoted By: >>23059721 >>23059736

>>23059353
Anonchama, do you have a death wish or something? You really think they won't eat you alongside the corpses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 19:00:01 No.23059721 Report

Quoted By:

>>23059631
I think anonchama has a point, he just needs to prep enough corpses so they will actually listen to him instead of straight up devouring him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 19:00:17 No.23059736 Report

Quoted By:

>>23059631
They wouldn't do something like that. They're very nice and lovely people and I'm sure you'll agree once you get to know us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 19:10:42 No.23060240 Report

Quoted By:

Does anyone here know the nearest SSRB gun supplier. I live in floor 28 and I'm pretty sure a cuckbeat moved in below my room because I keep hearing shitty wigger music. I just wanna fire an entire ak mag on the floor and hopefully take the cuck out of it's misery

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