>Miko loves the feel of Suisei's naked skin against hers
>she's wrapped her arms around her girlfriend and is resting her head against her shoulder, trying to enjoy their post-coital bliss
>her girlfriend's not paying any attention to her though
>Suisei is frantically scrolling up and down on Miko's phone, the same phone she'd been using all day to use Twitter
>Miko peers over, it looks like she's on that foreign imageboard again
>"Suityan, you're just going to get the same response as always..." she mutters under hear breath
>she's met with a curt response, "Mikoti, you just don't understand, the gaijins are still not convinced in the slightest!"
>Miko sighs as she sees Suisei complete yet another captcha, sending yet another low-effort, two-word post to the 4chan servers
>she's seen Suisei do this too many times, despite telling her constantly spamming "dead ship" isn't going to take anyone's eyes off their relationship
>the girl next to her lets out a grunt, and starts to grumble again
>"How do all these gaijins know that I've been using your phone? Am I really making it that obvious? I keep telling them this ship is dying and we don't even talk to each other any more but they still believe we're in bed together RIGHT NOW?"
>"Maybe because we are, nye", Miko snuggles even closer into her girlfriend's neck, giggling at her dorky girlfriend's frustration
>she doesn't get to give Suisei a peck on the cheek though, as the blue girl abruptly sits up and glares at her and hands her back her phone
>"You're probably right, Mikochi, you know better than me how to distract them..."
>"Nyeee~, why do I have to do this? Can't we just cuddle and go to sleep already?"
>"Okay, fine, just make one or two posts and I'll be happy"
>convinced by Miko's usual cute but annoyed gaze, Suisei lies back down and begins to spoon her from behind
>she has to stop herself from teasing as Miko fails the captcha three times in the row, but finally manages to get her message through
>"oh no micometbros... not like this... it's over..."
>"This will definitely do it, /micomet/ will be dead by tomorrow morning," Miko smugly puts down her phone and turns back to her girlfriend
>the two fall asleep in each other's arms knowing that their falseflagging would finally be successful, and no one would be gossiping about their date tomorrow evening
