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>You're on a board browsing along in a thread when all of the sudden you look up--
>What one?
>What?
>What board?
>It doesn't make any difference what board, it's completely hypothetical.
>But how come I'd be there?
>Maybe you're bored, maybe you want to shitpost, who knows? You look up and you see a watamelon, Anon, it's staring at you--
>Watamelon, what's that?
>Know what a watermelon is?
>Of course.
>Same thing but it’s also Watame.
>I've never seen Watame -- But I understand what you mean.
>You reach down, you click the watamelon thumbnail Anon.
>Do you make up these questions, Mr. Farmer, or do they write them down for you?
>The watamelon stands on its legs, its face staring smugly at you catching your eye trying to reach the top of the catalog but it can’t, not without your bump, but you're not bumping.
>What do you mean I'm not bumping?
>I mean, you're not bumping. Why is that Anon?
>....
>They're just questions, Anon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.
>...
>Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about... your oshi.
>My oshi?
>Yeah
>Let me tell you about my oshi…
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