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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:21:11 No.2539862 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2540010 >>2540014 >>2540025 >>2540648 >>2540770 >>2540824 >>2542464 >>2557420 >>2560026 >>2563772 >>2593104

This is probably the funniest thing that has ever happened in VTuber history. I challenge you to come up with something funnier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:27:46 No.2540010 Report

Quoted By: >>2540243 >>2565396

>>2539862
What was her response

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:27:50 No.2540014 Report

Quoted By: >>2540730

>>2539862
>Holofag thinks this is funny
This is very tame and boring, just like Mori's response to it. Watch more vtubers and watch more streams.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:28:08 No.2540025 Report

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>>2539862
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:37:11 No.2540243 Report

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>>2540010
"Mooooo"

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:52:37 No.2540632 Report

Quoted By: >>2540753 >>2542033

Indeed she is

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:53:13 No.2540648 Report

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>>2539862
this was obviously an adult acting retarded to get a funny reaction out of calli, and everyone including dumbass calli believes it was an actual kid. even though kids don't talk like that on the internet, kids try to sound mature or smart on the internet.

and calli's reaction was just "haha this is an actual child who sent this." how the fuck is that "THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN!!!" you have no sense of humor

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:56:02 No.2540730 Report

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>>2540014
Vtubers aren't funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:57:08 No.2540753 Report

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>>2540632
>what are you going to do about it
I'M GONNA love this cow tenderly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:57:38 No.2540770 Report

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>>2539862
90% chance the guy who sent that comes here

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:59:12 No.2540803 Report

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>>2540648
>kids try to sound mature or smart on the internet.
Key word is try. They fail and then they end up saying things like "ur a big fat ass cow."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:59:53 No.2540824 Report

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>>2539862
BIG MEATY GUH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 14:59:56 No.2540826 Report

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>>2540648
There was another message she said was a child that was clearly a seanigger adult. She just never had to deal with seaniggers online and doesn't know how retarded their insults are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:00:59 No.2540850 Report

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>>2540826
A seal? NENE SENT HER A MESSAGE?

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:05:45 No.2540978 Report

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>>2540648
>>2540826
If you listened to her song "guh" you would understand that she is entirely aware that it very well could be an adult but that it makes her feel better to pretend they're just kids than to imagine the pathetic sort of adult that would send such a message. And obviously in the original clip her tone was sarcastic but 90% of this board is literally on the spectrum so of course they didn't pick up on that.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:10:06 No.2541084 Report

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>>2540803
wrong.

also, the "ur" is an blatant sign of this being an adult because kids don't use that kind of spelling when talking anymore. shortened text words like that were born from the time when text messages sent from phones were tedious to type out on the small phone keyboards, so instead of saying "i love you forever" you'd text "i luv u 4evr." kids these days never dealt with those limitations because they weren't even born when old phones like that were still in use, so that way of typing hasn't been a thing in over a decade except when deliberately trying to sound stupid for the lulz because of modern phones have full touchpad keyboards on very big screens that make typing quick and easy as typing on an actual desktop keyboard.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:11:52 No.2541122 Report

Quoted By: >>2541980 >>2562689

>>2541084
Either way it is ridiculous watching you sperg out about this instead of, you know, posting what you think is the funniest thing that has ever happened. Let me guess, you were the one who sent her the message and you don't like how she responded to it.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:24:14 No.2541441 Report

Quoted By: >>2541531 >>2552035

This one was funnier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:25:32 No.2541476 Report

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>>2541084
thanks for the tips on how kids talk online discord man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:27:23 No.2541531 Report

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>>2541441
Seriously though, that was pretty based of Mori to call all the pre-debut shitters out online for everyone to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:37:56 No.2541794 Report

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>>2540648
mori btfo

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:46:01 No.2541980 Report

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>>2541122
if i had sent her that message, i think calli's reaction was exactly what i would've wanted. that message was just to get a reaction, and kids apparently think her saying "wow a kid sent this lmfao [fake cackling]" is the funniest reaction evar bro.

>instead of, you know, posting what you think is the funniest thing that has ever happened
lol you think i give a shit about posting what i think is the funniest thing ever for this shit thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:48:28 No.2542033 Report

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>>2540632
Touch the cow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 15:59:48 No.2542288 Report

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>>2542033
do it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 16:04:38 No.2542401 Report

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>>2541980
Your behavior is pretty typical "cares way too much and just got called out on it and is now trying to play it cool."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 16:08:06 No.2542464 Report

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>>2539862
WIGGER OF NIPPON

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 16:08:49 No.2542484 Report

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>>2542401
not trying to play cool at all, i literally came in here to call this thread stupid and make you mad and it worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:17:36 No.2549957 Report

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>>2540648
>t. the assblasted manchild SEAnig that sent the message

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:37:03 No.2552035 Report

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>>2541441
good old nigger of nippon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:33:15 No.2553259 Report

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>>2540978
>it makes her feel better to pretend they're just kids than to imagine the pathetic sort of adult that would send such a message
Then she must hate looking into a mirror because that's her exact type of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 23:28:12 No.2554505 Report

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>>2541084
stop grooming kids, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:58:37 No.2556950 Report

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>>2540648
The joke isn't that the poster was actually a Child, anon. It's that they were acting like one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:59:03 No.2556961 Report

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>>2540648
Mori was clearly sarcastic when she was saying it was a kid. She was using "kid" as an insult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 01:16:56 No.2557420 Report

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>>2539862
delete this thread OP is faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 01:20:55 No.2557530 Report

Quoted By: >>2562934 >>2593099

There is a likely chance that Mori is a closet Shotacon. But anything goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 02:41:11 No.2560026 Report

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>>2539862
brapgate was a lot funnier and it's not even the funniest thing in holoEN history

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:19:42 No.2561424 Report

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>>2560026
What

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:28:16 No.2561730 Report

Quoted By: >>2561864 >>2561963 >>2562380

>>2561424
Calli took a fat shit on stream and either forgot to turn off her mic or thought no one could hear it either way some fucking autist was able to boost the audio so you could hear her take a dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:32:16 No.2561864 Report

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>>2561730
Oh, hit me with a link to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:34:59 No.2561963 Report

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>>2561730
Has the cow commented on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:47:15 No.2562380 Report

Quoted By: >>2562663 >>2563132 >>2564648

>>2561730
>either way some fucking autist was able to boost the audio so you could hear her take a dump
It's crazy that people still think that was real
Anons spent an entire thread trying get clean audio with FLACs and shit and at most you only able to hear a door open
Then some random shows up with audio were you can not only hear fart noises but also sound of water slapping, noticeably louder
It was clearly edited but we have spent so long meming about it that anons unironically think it was real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:50:23 No.2562474 Report

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so when she says she needs to go wash her hands, she's going to piss right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:55:31 No.2562661 Report

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>>2541084
Anon where you the one who donated this to Calli? You seem really pissed dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:55:32 No.2562663 Report

Quoted By: >>2562781 >>2563132

>>2562380
Oh, so it's kind of like the "keep saying it video." Regardless, one thing I have heard her do live on stream is open her mouth just as her stomach growls and so you can hear it very clearly. I know what it sounds like because it happens to me a lot. I heard it happen to Flare once too. Both of them just glossed over it as if it didn't happen, but for me it is a treasured moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:56:33 No.2562689 Report

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>>2541122
>>2562661
>>2549957
Now he's gonna get real mad that people keep pointing this out.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:58:27 No.2562738 Report

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humor is suggestive, now fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:59:43 No.2562781 Report

Quoted By: >>2562880

>>2562663
>Oh, so it's kind of like the "keep saying it video." Regardless
Basically yeah, it started off as meme that blew up because the retard who posted his audio got both publicly warned and banned within the span of 2 minutes

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 03:59:58 No.2562788 Report

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humor is subjective, now fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:03:21 No.2562880 Report

Quoted By: >>2582888

>>2562781
That's why I always thought public bans are stupid. All they do is completely derail the thread as people keep giving attention to the post, and of course the mods never do anything about the people who keep dragging the thread off topic. It basically just kills the thread and nobody ever thinks "Well shit, guess I'd better not do that" because they simply don't care. The only person who needs to know about the ban is the person who got banned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:04:59 No.2562934 Report

Quoted By: >>2563280

>>2557530
Closet doesn't begin to describe it. Remember her reaction to that guy son in A way out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:10:55 No.2563132 Report

Quoted By: >>2563476

>>2562380
>>2562663
yeah what a shame you didn't actually get to hear her take a shit. stay strong brapbeats maybe one day your dreams will come true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:11:04 No.2563135 Report

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>>2541084
Wow I got bored after 6 words

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:14:54 No.2563280 Report

Quoted By: >>2563332

>>2562934

Do you have a timestamp for that? I'm curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:16:27 No.2563332 Report

Quoted By: >>2563511

>>2563280
I don't no. Should happen after they get out of prison and after the farm house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:21:02 No.2563476 Report

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>>2563132
I feel like Ame is more likely to do a voicepack of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:22:08 No.2563511 Report

Quoted By: >>2563882

>>2563332
Why not just type out what she said? Are you worried about getting in trouble? Say asshole, Moona.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:26:41 No.2563699 Report

Quoted By: >>2567152

Uhhhhh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:26:52 No.2563708 Report

Quoted By: >>2564457

>>2540648
seems like you've stirred up the hive lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:28:24 No.2563772 Report

Quoted By: >>2563808 >>2582146

>>2539862
HoloEN isn't funny, never has been, never will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:29:08 No.2563808 Report

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>>2563772
Lots of rage about HoloEN because they brought too much attention to your secret club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:30:59 No.2563882 Report

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>>2563511
Moo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:47:40 No.2564457 Report

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>>2563708
>"Hey idiot you're a fucking idiot"
>ADURR HURR THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I SPEAK THE TRUTH
The ultimate cope. ur a big fat ass cow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:53:38 No.2564648 Report

Quoted By: >>2564824

>>2562380
Mori's not a cow she's a braphog. Obviously its real get your ears checked if you can't hear anything. You can obviously hear a fart and two plops and you can even hear the toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 04:58:41 No.2564824 Report

Quoted By: >>2565595

>>2564648
>You can obviously hear
You can obviously hear it because it was blatantly edited in SFX
The original attempts only allowed you hear what sounded like a door closing
The brap meme was never funny because it was so obviously so fake and forced, if the meido never gave that guy a public ban I doubt the meme would be remembered as it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:17:04 No.2565396 Report

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>>2540010
https://youtu.be/fOibrqfRbAY

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:21:48 No.2565510 Report

Quoted By: >>2565619

Shampoo.
Shampoo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:25:23 No.2565595 Report

Quoted By: >>2566025

>>2564824
Get better quality headphones even if its hard to hear in the original audio you can still hear the stuff i said. i don't know why your getting so defensive about it.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:26:17 No.2565619 Report

Quoted By: >>2567205 >>2567244

>>2565510
On a related note, can someone explain this joke about Matsuri and Suisei to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:40:24 No.2566025 Report

Quoted By: >>2566499

>>2565595
>defensive about it.
I'm not defensive about it, I'm just telling you the audio everyone references is doctored you originally couldn't hear anything
Anons wanted there to be a fart so badly that they accept obviously faked audio clip as reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 05:58:22 No.2566499 Report

Quoted By: >>2571990

>>2566025
Calli definitely has the creepiest antis of all HoloEN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 06:26:53 No.2567152 Report

Quoted By: >>2582832

>>2563699
It would have been funnier if it was adressed on stream further than "SPIN THE MEAT!SPIN THE MEAT!".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 06:30:28 No.2567205 Report

Quoted By: >>2567244 >>2567346 >>2569470

>>2565619
>has cringeanarchy users flaired years after it got banned
Only faggots do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 06:32:29 No.2567244 Report

Quoted By: >>2567346

>>2565619
Go back
>>2567205
You too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 06:38:18 No.2567346 Report

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>>2567205
>>2567244
Oh, it's not my screenshot. It was posted in the _______

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 09:19:56 No.2569470 Report

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>>2567205
You will never be able to hide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 10:45:44 No.2570427 Report

Quoted By: >>2593066

>>2540730
Women aren't funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 12:29:24 No.2571929 Report

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>>2540648
You might be on the spectrum a little anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 12:33:14 No.2571990 Report

Quoted By: >>2578035

>>2566499
>implying the brapfags are antis and not her fans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 15:53:10 No.2578035 Report

Quoted By: >>2578538

>>2571990
Why would someone ever like farting? That's disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:10:17 No.2578538 Report

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>>2578035
because farting is awesome and sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 18:23:24 No.2581808 Report

Quoted By: >>2581949 >>2582636

I have no clue how anyone can stomach listening to this sjw wigger. Her voice is too manly and loud it's annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 18:29:10 No.2581949 Report

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>>2581808
Unironically using the word "SJW" in 2021 polmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 18:29:11 No.2581950 Report

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>>2540648
>>2541084
bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 18:40:47 No.2582146 Report

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>>2563772
The irony is that the best way to spot a seething Westerner is if they vocally hate HoloEN. Japan loves them, SEA loves them, it's exclusively the small sliver of white kids who are obsessed with being Japanese without realizing that all real japs would hate them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:06:14 No.2582636 Report

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>>2581808
>sjw
He lacks the critical information

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:10:01 No.2582716 Report

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>>2541084
nice fucking essay, pendejo, i give it a c+

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:15:42 No.2582832 Report

Quoted By: >>2582939

>>2567152
meh, some things are better as small references, everyone's seen meatspin already so she doesn't need to beat it into the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:18:05 No.2582888 Report

Quoted By: >>2582966

>>2562880
I've only ever seen them on posts in threads that are already beyond saving, nobody was talking about anything else even before the bans hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:20:32 No.2582939 Report

Quoted By: >>2582989

>>2582832
Chat was busy enough to warrant being a little coy about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:21:38 No.2582966 Report

Quoted By: >>2583050

>>2582888
Yeah, so if they had any sense they'd ban the person and delete the thread. But instead they have to make a big show of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:22:39 No.2582989 Report

Quoted By: >>2583097

>>2582939
It's Gura. Her chat is always busy.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:25:22 No.2583050 Report

Quoted By: >>2583156

>>2582966
It's already bad enough that people refuse to not reply to bait, if you let retards know they could 404 any thread with a long enough schizo post instead of being openly mocked we would turn into /jp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:28:16 No.2583097 Report

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>>2582989
I mean with >meatspin, not busy like usual (even though it IS ussually the same 2 jokes).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:31:09 No.2583156 Report

Quoted By: >>2583537

>>2583050
Well, that's already what happens anyway. They delete the thread and don't even ban the person that derailed it. Or if they do and then the person comes back then they say "Fuck it, not worth the work" and delete the thread. People already have that power sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 19:47:36 No.2583537 Report

Quoted By: >>2583888

>>2583156
What I'm saying is once these posts are made, the thread is over no matter what, especially now that most people have ChanX so deleting it does nothing. You just don't like that your post got red texted, which one was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 20:02:25 No.2583888 Report

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>>2583537
Oh, I've never had that happen to me because I'm not a moron who actively makes this site shit. I did learn something interesting though back when I used to go to /qa/, like back in 2015 or so, which is that apparently when they put their red text on someone's post, they have to give them a warning even if it's a fake warning. Someone posted a screenshot of it and the warn reason was like "fake warning so I can make a funny post." I'm guessing only a few mods have enough sway on the site to get away with doing that though which is why most of the time they just use the rule text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 01:30:20 No.2593066 Report

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>>2570427
People aren't funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 01:31:22 No.2593099 Report

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>>2557530
the delusions of shitposters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 01:31:37 No.2593104 Report

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>>2539862
https://youtu.be/8gBy4C3OgIE?t=1123

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 01:39:52 No.2593382 Report

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>>2540730
>Vtubers aren't funn-

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