My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.
My friends, I like Mori ...
No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!
I love it when shes hard on herself.
I love when she reacts to critics.
I love when she improves.
I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.
Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.
Even acts that happen without
I love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.
My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.
I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it.
The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time.
When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice.
I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cute
I adore listening to Mori gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother.
Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her
I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy. God you can be a dumbass but it just makes me want to take care of you
Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?
