>>27006838Consumption of Vegemite turns one's physiology into that of an Australian. That is... if they survive the ordeal
If you do, you obtain the following buffs as a result of the changes your body will under go.
>An increase in bone density and muscle mass, enough to best a kangaroo in a boxing match.>70% resistance to diseases of all kinds>Your body is now capable of surviving the harsh environments of Australia, you won't immediately become a vegetable anymore>You can eat anything at this point without being repulsed or suffering the side affects>You can now fuck Australian gatorsThe rat has my thanks, she made my son a stronger man
Much stronger than he used to be
