>>28209634ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR UNICORNS TO EXIST
ANY UNICORN IS SHITPOSTING
I WILL IMMEDIATELY DISMISS THEM AS FAKE
I PERSONALLY DO NOT HOLD THAT BELIEF THEREFORE IT CANNOT BE HELD BY OTHERS
THEREFORE EVERY UNICORN POSTER IS A DRAMANIGGER AHAHA
ITS NOT LIKE UNICORNS EXIST
THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE
INSTEAD ITS ALL DRAMANIGGERS
LITERALLY ALL OF THEM
IGNORE HOW WEVE SEEN SIGNS OF UNICORN ACTIVITY IN THE THOUSANDS BEFORE
IGNORE LITERALLY ALL PRECEDENUNICORNS DONT EXIST BECAUSBECAUSE
WELL I SAID SO SO THERE
I DONT LIKE IT
DONT LIKE THE FACT THAT UNICORNS EXIST THEREFORE THEY DONT
I AM 5 YEARS OLD AND NEED MY MOMMY
I NEED HER TO TELL ME IM RIGHT
I CANT HANDLE UNICORNS EXIST
ITS SCAWWEWY
OH NO POOR BABY
SCARED OF REALITY
SCARED OF ADMITTING BASIC FACTS
SCARED
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH
^ THIS IS YOU
THATS YOUR BRAIN ON "UNICORNS CAN'T EXIST THEREFORE ALL UNICORNS ARE SHITPOSTERS"
A CRYING BABY WHO WANTS TO SUCKLE OFF THE TEET OF THE UNREAL
BUT YOU DONT NEED BREASTMILK
YOU NEED MEDS
YOU NEED GRASS
YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP
UNICORNS
EXIST
THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE POSTING AND THEYRE FANS AND THEYRE YOUR PEERS AND THEY
ARE FUCKING UNI ORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!