>>30139149Roastie toastie on her phone
Looking for a big bad bone
Swipping left and swipping right
Hoping to find fun tonight
Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Can't get no more dick from Chad
No beta will pay her rent
For Roastie Toastie's snatch is spent
Hit the wall at lightning speed
Thinking you had what you need
Coke and wine and BBC
But Roastie Toastie couldn't see
Now you look three times your age
Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Has no drive she sits all day
Wishing she could go away
Roastie Toastie's no more good
Watching friends live life as would
Roastie Toastie feeling bad
Shoulda listened to your dad
No one wants her anymore
Roastie Toastie's just a whore
Can't have kids so get some cats
Fill your life with shoes and hats
She had goals and even dreams
All that died in her late teens
Now she's old and salt ensues
Blaming men is her excuse
Roastie Toastie looks around
Families and kids abound
Living life and having fun
Roastie Toastie's nearly done
Roastie Toastie no more thrills
She decides to get some pills
Two at most the label shows
But Roastie Toastie's time is close
