>>31130810You and the Luknight go into intense debates over just about everything you can imagine, and with the help of alcohol come to the philosophical conclusion that the world would be a better place if Gura and Luna scissored
>>31130818The bony bastard ends up buying you all the drinks and making your night, however has to leave early. On his chair you find a note, the note has your personal address written on it.
You never told him where you live…
>>31130835The two of you drink and talk about Watame. And I mean, literally talk about Watame and nothing else. Her hair, her pits, her tits, everything. actually can’t get watame out of your head for one damn night.
>>31130861After a couple beers he starts slowly ranting, and with your actions, he ends up crying about his life, how he wastes it all on some anonymous forum and how everything is terrible for him, and he also tells you that you’re a good friend and he’s happy to be with you
>>31130862Why did you dox the bastard you sick fuck
>>31130899You two end up watching a council stream together and talking about all the fun Hololive things, however you do notice he smokes something that doesn’t look like a cigarette… he offers you some, and gets offended when you deny it. You end up awkwardly drinking together without talking much…
>>31130928You get a Watamate that genuinely likes sheep. Like, he’s almost an expert. You learn about various breeds of sheep and how they’re raised, but most importantly, you forget ALL of it because you drank too much. At least you had fun with him!
>>31130953You and the Kenzoku, with the help of some alcohol, come up with some very devilish ways to generate an unimaginable amount of seething from thread shitters. You promise each other to begin the following morning, and never do it. He also really didn’t like how you already knew where he lived. why do you guys know where everyone lives?
>>31130961The Koronesuki comes over, dressed way too well for the occasion, and has some fun with you until he finds a 50 years old woman and instantly hits on her, successfully, leaving you alone in the pub.
Koronesukis are too powerful
>>31130987You have been assigned to be with a Kronie. Sorry man, someone has to help him with the drug problem and it takes one to know one
>>31130988As per usual for Takos, you end up really getting along with him, but more importantly you made him smile to the point he didn’t even try to dox you. Good job!
He somehow started messaging you despite you never giving your number however…
>>31130998You can!
>>31131019You manage to challenge the IRyStocrat into a drinking competition. The bastard drinks so much high quality whisky that he ends up passing out a bit later.
Now he can’t pay for the expensive drinks, AND you have to take care of him, and you’re drunk.
Good job
>>31131026You got your wish. The moment you set eyes on her you’re way too shy to advance anywhere. You told yourself you’ll do it, and you won’t pussy out, but even after some drinks and talks you couldn’t be brave enough to ask for her number…
you might never meet again
>>31131039You have found a Hoshiyomi, and managed to get him sufficiently drunk to come over to your place.
You didn’t even need to point a gun at him, he dressed up as Suisei and fell asleep in YOUR bed.
Now what’s the next step of your master plan?
>>31131068Through your combined powers you have managed to come up with at least 57 new ways to say “Towa” with 3 dots following it.
Unfortunately those genius ideas will be forever lost due to neither of you writing them down. He also mentioned something about wanting to fuck an Aussie cosplayer
>>31131109Even though he is scared shitless from another experience, you manage to calm him down and listen to the girls songs together while talking about Hololive. He did ponder about why Mori took Suisei on a date next to a school once
(Sorry if I hadn’t done your reply, I’m kind of running out of ideas and I don’t wanna just repeat the same joke over and over again, I’ll try to get some more ideas for next time) 
