>>31577073you took the entirety of /hlgg/ to a pub. the result was several cases of sexual harassment, someone's keys being stolen by a Nekko, and a fucking deadbeat.
what have you DONE???
>>31577079you want to welcome him happily, you even offer to buy the stuff for him. unfortunately for you, he doesn't drink, and you drink too much, prompting you to cry again...
at this point you probably cried more than Watame. but hey, while you were drunk he at least made you admit that he's the superior Watamate!
>>31577102through the night and after some drinks you find yourself half naked in an unrecognizable place, your cum on a phone with Mumei's tits shown on it, and the Hooman smiling widely.
shouldn't have gone to the bathroom while the drink was laying there...
>>31577120you and the MioFa surprisingly get along nicely, talking about streams and drinking. you end up giving him a hug before leaving, only to find a day later that you went to a pub with a fucking ITALIAN.
at least you have been invited for some pizza at his home
>>31577136you two talk about music a bunch, but get into a heated argument about ships. you argue and argue until some random screams at you that you sound like women, at which point you spend the rest of the night silent.
>>31577186much like a Yonkisei collab, the combined autism does not mesh well. the Watamate does get along with everyone, but it's... kind of awkward generally. The Lunaito also brought a fucking sword. YES, A SWORD.
>>31577215The Haaton drinks it so fast you are left in complete shock. how the fuck, why? does he not like to enjoy a drink? anyway, you have your fun together but notice he's way more intense than you, and you can barely manage to bring a topic up.
>>31577237>>31577279this fucking KFP doesn't like your attempts of pressuring him into drinking but eventually does. probably because of your threats to his personal privacy, but might be your great charisma...
he handles alcohol terribly and gets dizzy and feels weird for the rest of the night
>>31577256since when did we have more than one Matsurisuthe sheer desperation and sadness from how things are going for him make you feel the need to constantly cheer him up, he will be forever thankful for it, and gives you a hug. He will never leave the house again
>>31577302oh no, you found yourself an OBSESSED Kiara-Reine shipper, he takes every single Hololive related topic you bring up as "attempting to claim Takamori is better", even if you just said "Gura's cunny" or "your personal address is..."
>>31577326you found perhaps the horniest rascal you ever met. Fucker can't stop talking about sex, and Holos being sex. it's quite concerning, but you play with it and have your fun.
>>31577354The Watamate and you get along well, drinking nice beers, the pub he chose in bumfuck nowhere serves some rare but good stuff. in fact, you liked it so much that you dox him just to make it easier to go for beer with him again.
doesn't stop the Mossad from knocking on your door a day later
>>31577405you should do it and tell me the results of it, maybe I can expand my ideas that way!
[the pub has been closed. my deepest apologies if I missed your post!]
