>>316332577 of my stories got translated... nice. Don't know why Ui Mama rape is so popular among the Koreans but I ain't judging
>>31647727People love to say "knifes don't kill people, people do" but that's bullshit. They come for you when you least expect it.
>>31655126I can barely work my way around Google docs. Zoomers are not tech savy whatsoever. We were handed all the easiest versions of the stuff older people had.
>>31667235sheknowswhatsheisdoing.jpg
>>31665072Holy sex, this image deserves to be on a museum
>>31687863Mantises don't actually have proper sexual organs unfortunately. He uses the tip of his abdomen to deposit a "froth" of sperm into the female's abdomen, so I guess it's kind of like an instant docking ejaculation.
>>31689341Never said that
>>31702505That was one story and pretty much never again
>>31702766Anything that doesn't sound funny works
>>31703372Isn't it that it's an abbreviation for child you know what and the cute and funny developed as a dog whistle for it?
>>31706806That's actually not true. Men primarily experience pleasure from hitting the prostate, while women have sensors all over the pussy. That being said, penetration sex is overrated as fuck for both genders. Rarely will you make anyone orgasm during regular sex without outside influence, but with men it's easier. Though there are some sex beasts out there who can pound good and hard for 2 hours and do it, that's the exception and quite rare.
>>31724762I'd love to see interrogation desu, there's a great mental image that that fic portrays and it definitely could use some fanart
>>31748553No need to abstain, just don't jerk off before writing
>>31765181What did it for you? And why Anya?
>>31767143AA only writes femboys, he don't do no futa
>>31769521To this day I haven't seen more than 1 or 2 good Anya images. Sad that even after new costume she barely got anything. In fact she got no new lewds even a week after the mask costume was revealed. Dunno about now tho
>>31777825If the thought of watching a Niji is unbearable to you (as it is to me), then just watch the streams where Haachama collabed with her. That should make it easier.
>>31779499I don't watch Niji.
>>31781883Repeating the same word in a paragraph. It's not a hard rule but if I have to use the same word twice I generally google "X synonym". My ESL vocabulary is quite low, but this fools the people well enough.
>>31786329It's like egg yolk but less smooth. Fairly warm, well, body temperature as you'd expect. It sticks to your mouth, especially if you try to wash it out. Seriously, the taste lingers for like 2 days if you try to rinse it right after receiving the load. Just take it like a man. Needless to say it's salty. Salty, warm and snotty is how I'd describe it. Not that hard to swallow as some people may describe, unless you don't like the taste but then well, the fuck you doing sucking dick if you don't like it? The other anon said like egg, but it doesn't go down as smoothly as egg does. It's thicker than that.
>>31788026The idea is that jerking off gets you pleasure but eating cum gets you nothing (unless you're Christian), so going out of your way to eat your own spunk is hella gay. But I give you a rebuttal as a "so what?". I personally don't do it because I think it's weird, but,
it's like saying a woman fucking you with a strap on is gay. Sure, in some senses it is, but not really, you catch what I'm saying?
>>31805479It's not. Writing should be your main priority. Feel guiltier.
>>31815094Tits too big
>>31830881Spiders are underrated but since it's already been done, this bratty bunny could use some variety.
>>31843771It's not free, your parents bought the ingredients but that doesn't make it free. And it's not simpler, you likely had to work WAY longer to get that money than it would take for you to just cook. But you're detached from it, and that's how they get you.
