Hey, stinky! Whatcha doin'?
How come I never see you around here anymore?
Hey, Stinky! Are you hidin'?
I can hear you in there so why don't you just open the door?
I know how you feel sometimes
The world can be a scary place
It's a hill you don't want to climb
You can take my hand and I'll lead the way
Hey, stinky, you're missing out
Please don't waste your entire life locked away in your room
Hey, stinky, how 'bout now?
The coast is clear so can I come by and see you real soon?
I know how you feel sometimes
The world can be a scary place
It's a hill you don't want to climb
You can take my hand and I'll lead the way
Don't be scared, I'm right behind you
You can start with baby steps
I know what you're going through
Focus on the sound of my voice
Take your time no need to rush
You can tune out all the noise
Hey, stinky, look outside
all your nerd friends have come out
to show you their support
Hey, stinky, I think it's time
Turn off your computer
and try out some actual sports
I know how you feel sometimes
The world can be a scary place
It's a hill you don't want to climb
You can take my hand and I'll lead the way
Don't be scared, I'm right behind you
You can start with baby steps
I know what you're going through
Focus on the sound of my voice
Take your time no need to rush
You can tune out all the noise
Crunchy, munchy, hits you in the face, punchy
That's what I want today, that's gonna be my lunch today
Crispy, nifty, grabs me by the face, kiss me
That's what I need today, that's gonna be my goal today
How long have I been waiting?
Is tomorrow always the next day?
Quiet, deny it, you won't remember, try it
There goes your memories, it's nothing anyone ever sees
Itchy, twitchy, hooked up to whatever fishy
I'm stuck in bed all day, that's kind of nice in a way
How long have I been waiting?
Is tomorrow always the next day?
Chorus
Tempura Gura
just give me a big bowl of that, please
Tempura Gura
I think that would put my mind at ease
Tempura Gura
I just want a taste of that little sharky
You never know when your number's gonna come up
You might be six feet under before the next sun up
If you're gonna do something...
What are you waiting for?
Verse
Wishy, washy, can't do crap without some coffee
That's not me anymore, I'm gonna put that in a drawer
Sassy, brassy, smacks me by the face, splashy
That's what I need today, that's gonna be my goal today
How long have I been waiting?
Is tomorrow always the next day?
Steady, ready, don't let life get you so sweaty
That's who I am today, nothing will ever be the same
Holy, moly, all my clothes are now so shreddy
I need new pants today, that's gonna be my goal today
How long have I been waiting?
Is tomorrow always the next day?
Chorus
Bridge
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Chorus/Outro
