>>3382280I used to think it was just obsessed SEAmonkeys before I saw Kiara at a grocery store in Vienna yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and tell her about my dead dog or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Ogey?” but she kept cutting me off and going “kikiriki? kikiriki? kikiriki?” and waving a drumstick in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her sharting as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Temptations cat treats in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Kiara kept monologuing over her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the packets and started scanning it multiple times, Kiara stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any shadowbanning,” and then turned around and soifaced at me. I don’t even think that’s how that works. After she scanned each packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Kiara kept interrupting her by talking about all the shit in her pants really loudly.
