Congratulations KFP employees. Today was an all time low for accidental deaths on the job. As a reward all employees will be allotted a 15 minute lunch. Also extend your congratulations to employees X8388B, THX-1030, and 1010101 as the will be promoted and not seen again for the greater good. Be sure to purchase KFP coins to purchase rations and uniforms. (Note KFP coins cannot be redeemed at KFP locations)