>>3645040I don't know what the fuck was my problem as a kid. My uncle, the one with the chickens, also bought a few gooses. They were chicks/small, and basically I scared them all the time by chasing them (we're talking about hours too). One day my aunt was in despair because she couldn't find one of them (if you leave chicken/goose outside the coop at night, well, foxes are going to have a buffet...). She searched for them everywhere. Getting tired, she went to the bathroom stand in the middle of the coop, opened the door, and the final goose dashed out at supersonic speed...
But the gooses got their revenge: when they grew up (a few months later) they ofc became evil like every goose and remembered about me and attacked me on sight with the minimal provoke. One of my friends (female) was wearing a very frilly and cute dress and didn't know about this, so I provoked the gooses, they started chasing us, she couldn't run very well and fell into the mud and ruined the dress. The goose didn't do anything to her tho, they just circled her, started quaking and then returned to the coop.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS MY PROBLEM, I'm swear I'm normal besides watching vtubers
