Same doko? Gura doko? Neko same doko? Gawr doko? Goomba doko? Gura WHERE???
GURA??? STREAM??? PLEASE??? GURA??? HELLO GURA GURA GURA??? Gwombus...
Gawr Gura is a FUCKING virtual YouTuber affiliated with FUCKING Hololive English. She is a FUCKING member of Hololive English - Myth (stylized as FUCKING HoloMyth), alongside Takanashi Kiwawa, Mori Kawaiiope , Nino, and AMMMMMMME. She FUCKING debuted on September 13, 2020, and has since become the most subscribed FUCKING virtual YouTuber, amassing over 4 million subscribers. Her livestreams DO NOT FUCKING EXIST but focus on entertainment, and primarily consist of DOING FUCKING NOTHING AND SLEEPING IN THE BED STUPID FUCKING SHAAAAAAARK. Gura is often called "Same-chan" in Japan AND IN THE FUCKING LAST LAYERS OF INFERNO FROM THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED.
GURA GURA GURAGURA GURA GURA GURA Gura a stream would be nice. Gura? Goomba? Gargonzola? Same doko?
LALALA I'M NOT STREAMING I'M SAME DOKO I'M CUTE! SAME DOKO? IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKEK 555555555555555 <--- KAELA OWNED LOL but anon my mom's dead. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KFP lights up a candle in memory of anon's mom and mistakenly burns half of the Amazon forest (where Gura's favorite type of women live: the Amazon titty mommies)*
OH NYO *sees bulge* huhahaha HOOCHA! *castrates you* *starts eating it* mmmmmmm yummy tasty
It's been 15 years since Gawr Gura from Hololive EN's last stream. Today I had an interview with her that I thought I should release before this year ends. Hope you enjoy this interview as much as >we did.
>Me: -"Are you going to stream, Gura?"
>Gura: -"No."
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That chumbud going schizo? Yeah, me.
/ggg/ is having a meltdown... *Abnormality first trumpet theme starts playing*
CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING
Why did she do it brrrrrrrrrrros I dunno why she did it *hehehehehehehehes in indonesian and gura doesn't STREAM*
.GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA
Gawr goomba cute.
SHARK LAZY!!!!!
LAZY
ANNOYING
STUPID
LAME
but cute :3
GURA STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Licking shark's pissy cunny clean in 3 2 1 ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ *mammoth trumpets in the distance*
Gura is busy with the following projects:
fucking Ame
fucking Ina
fucking Fauna
fucking Mori
fucking Kiara
fucking fucking Amelia Watson from Hololive en 3rd gen Miracles. I can feel it in my bones!!! (Deadbeat, btw)
fucking not streaming
fucking Yeah, me
playing Rust
playing Muse Dash
All of this? Obviously, stricly off stream. These are the orders, obviously.
The nuances of chumbuds make it a fascinating subject to explore, especially given the broad variety of opinions as to what makes someone a chumbud. These objects are all based on the Atlantis myth, and we should keep that in mind, when we first encounter them naked in an elementary school.
Note: (no delivery)
>When was the temple built?
>*Stone Toss guy with Gura's hoodie* Temple?
And thus, a new chapter was born. But a new stream?
LALALALA
A. A!!!
OH NONONONONO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? IS THIS THE MOST POWERFUL VTUBER OHNONONONONONO *STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
Current story: Gura goes in Africa
One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>I have a cookie!
>*drops it*
>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
RATE THE STORY
GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA What I was saying? Oh yeah, GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA *rubrubrubrubrub* wait fuck this is not dino gura's belly, this is Twappi's futa dick.... *rub rub rub* magenta text when? Imagine the kino. Niggerman join 4chan's devs immediately! *Gura dresses as Super Mario and mentally destabilizes Lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!
I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those timelines. I knew she got into Hololive in 1984. Years before 2020. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she killed Mori in the beta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Ame's time traveling clock! Are you telling me that she just happend to have it? No! She orchestrated it! GURA! She pissed in Fauna's mouth! And I watched her! And I shouldn't have. I showed her my super chat money! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never stream! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of fate! But not our Goomba! Couldn't be precious Gura! Stealing from YAGOO blind! And SHE gets to be an Hololiver? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you have to stop her, you-
...
I apologize. I lost my composure.
Is Gura streaming tonight?
