[Phone call:]
Sean, where are you? There's a Billie concert tonight!
Ugh! You're such a bad gay!
Nice shirt and pants, is that J.Crew?
I know just what you want to do
Stay in, Postmate cookies
But you can't seem to stay awake
Barry's Bootcamp at 6 AM
Too bad I hit the snooze again
V-shape six pack just won't happen
Hold, please - my Samsung broke
So you're a 'fun' gay, 'stay awake past 1' gay
'Never having kids' gay, 'friends with Antony' gay
Well, I'm the 'bad' type, 'best friends with your mom' type
'Never been to Spotlight,' 'hate to stand at bars' type
I'm a bad gay
Duh!
I'm a bad gay
I like it when you take my hole
Family, nosebleeds, Hollywood Bowl
Lyft Pool to save just three bucks home
You're my gay Romeo
Don't want to join your dodgeball team
Too much high school PTSD
Won't wear a jock strap and jersey
Unless you're Gus Kenworthy
So you're a 'fun' gay, 'stay awake past 1' gay
'Never having kids' gay, 'friends with Antony' gay
Well, I'm the 'bad' type, 'best friends with your mom' type
'Never been to Spotlight,' 'hate to stand at bars' type
I'm a bad gay
Duh!
I'm a bad gay
Duh!
I'm only good at bein' bad
Bad
I'll never call you Dad
I know that you get mad when we're alone
You said you're scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what you see,
But let's just get your mom on the phone
(I'm a bad gay)
(I'm, I'm a bad gay
(I'm a bad gay, bad gay, bad...)
