>didn't pretend to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>didn't tell his manager to fuck off
>isn't Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>didn't wear a sheet over his head and pretend to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>doesn't sell Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>didn't hack Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>isn't the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>didn't hack Towa's discord and wasn't the male voice on her stream
>didn't open the door behind Matsuri and accidentally show his hand onstream
>isn't the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>wasn't Mel's manager and didn't sexually harass her
>didn't fingerbang Ollie onstream
>didn't set fire to Subaru's house
>didn't orchestrate the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive weren't written by him
>isn't the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>didn't photoshop Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>didn't speak perfect Cantonese and didn't perfectly impersonate Bae's mother onstream
>isn't spiking Ame's food with bread
>didn't convince Pekora to buy a monkey
>didn't dig the hole in minecraft
>didn't inject Ina with the vax and give her heart disease
>didn't break Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>didn't rip a fat shart during Mori's stream
>didn't give Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>didn't build Bae's cuckshed
>didn't damage Suisei and Marine's voices
>isn't the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>didn't send anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>didn't make kobo eat literal shit
>didn't trace Nene's drawing
>isn't forcing cover to sell acrylic stands
>didn't drug Mori right before meme review
>didn't give Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>isn't running the Argentinian central bank and isn't responsible for ARS superchats
>didn't intercept Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replace them with designs he made
>didn't code the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>isn't the shadow president of Taiwan
>isn't simultaneously running the Chinese anti botfarms
>didn't manage HoloCN and isn't responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>didn't order Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>didn't Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>didn't tell Mori's sister about the airBNB and didn't suggest the "rager"
>didn't feed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and didn't tell them where Gura was hiding, didn't tell Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>didn't add himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>isn't responsible for every orange woman bad post, didn't run the eggcord
>didn't convince Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>isn't the CEO of Capcom and didn't cause the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also didn't cause the real holocaust)
>didn't plant the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>didn't infect Kanata with her ear disease
>didn't get Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>didn't tell Susan to crack down on lewd content
>didn't tweet out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Hired Shinove
>didn't force Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Fired Hitomi Chris
>didn't give Hitomi Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>isn't Aloe's father
>didn't leak Aloe's private stream
>didn't pretend to be Nijisanji fans and didn't anti her until she graduated
>didn't convince Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, isn't trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>fired Tempus
>fired Mori
>didn't rape every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
and yet he was graduated without notice.
