*Yawn* “Watson Detective Agency, currently trying to sle-
>”Hey Watson! Happy Decembewween!”
“Thanks Homestar, now if you don’t mind, I’d like to-“
>”Just thought I’d be all and let you know that you should tune in to see me go down the Steep Deep later!”
“Huh?”
>”You know, the Steep Deep! The tallest mountain in Fwee Countwy, USA! …that mystewiously pops into existence when you mention it. Anyway, the Pwe-game’s-“
“You already did that like Twelve years ago.”
>”…what?”
“You already slid down the Steep Deep. You had Tye Cheat hide a mattress full of broken glass and candy canes sucked down to a point, but Strong Bad switched it out at the last second, so you had to Marzipan’s Mom’s house for Dinner.”
>”…huh.”
“Yeah, you had to deal with Seth and His philosophy department colleagues.”
>”…Well now I’m off to tye op’ Dwawin’ Boawd. Thanks Ame, bye!” *click*
*Yawn* “Well, better check my Santa Traps before going back to sleep. That fat fuck’s gonna pay…”