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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:13:50 No.39617730 View View Reply Original Report

>be 38 year old virgin alone on Christmas
>everyone's having sex on Christmas
>at least my oshi said she'd stream
>oshi didn't stream
My salad is cold bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:16:53 No.39617882 Report

Quoted By: >>39620028 >>39620465 >>39621493 >>39627128

>>39617730
Pay a hooker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:19:19 No.39617983 Report

Quoted By: >>39627234 >>39628241

why would you heat up salad in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:22:49 No.39618107 Report

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>>39617730
>My salad is cold
As it should be lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:23:21 No.39618129 Report

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>>39617730
There is something wrong with your fact OP, those people have sex daily not only at Christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:25:35 No.39618201 Report

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>holoEN
anon, I...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:26:32 No.39618234 Report

Quoted By: >>39618270

>>39617730
>my oshi streamed
>i'm no virgin
i cracked the code

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:26:38 No.39618239 Report

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>be alone on christmas
>my oshi does two different streams
>plans to stream again today
feels good bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:27:30 No.39618270 Report

Quoted By: >>39620133

>>39618234
I’m not a virgin but my oshis didn’t stream
What does this mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:29:55 No.39618346 Report

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Putting my salad in the oven, bros. She's streaming tonight. I believe In her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:32:43 No.39618429 Report

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>>39617730
Two years and you'll be able to conjure a wife yourself. Stay strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:38:18 No.39618636 Report

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>>39617730
Hire an escort bro, it isn't really that expensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:40:20 No.39618714 Report

Quoted By: >>39620028 >>39620465

>>39617730
>Still a virgin
>Not going to an Asian massage parlour and getting multiple orgasms while a tiny Asian lady is choking you for pleasure
Freaks like you make me sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 13:46:55 No.39619005 Report

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>>39617730
Gura did the same thing last year, plans for Christmas streams and then suddenly has family stuff. Look forward to the downward spiral this year followed by the indefinite hiatus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:08:52 No.39620028 Report

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>>39617882
>>39618636
>>39618714
I've been told I'm still a virgin because paying for it doesn't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:10:47 No.39620133 Report

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>>39618270
It means she isn't virgin either

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:12:44 No.39620231 Report

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>>39617730
Sounds like you need you a loving hag wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:17:29 No.39620465 Report

Quoted By: >>39620542 >>39621181 >>39621275

>>39617882
>>39618636
>>39618714
It's illegal, I'm not risking jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:18:51 No.39620542 Report

Quoted By: >>39624278

>>39620465
that has to be one of the least-enforced laws in the history of laws maybe ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:20:35 No.39620634 Report

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>>39620028
My wife says the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:22:19 No.39620733 Report

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>>39617730
>everyone's having sex on Christmas
Ywnbj, now shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:26:54 No.39620964 Report

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>>39617730
put that salad back in the freezer bro
she won't stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:28:23 No.39621018 Report

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>>39617730
but christmas would only be over already if you live in SEA. You're not SEA, are you OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:30:45 No.39621136 Report

Quoted By: >>39621230

>>39620028
That's stupid.
If you're that age and care so much to label yourself as one randomly, you should pay for it.
I got rid of mine at 18 but I would struggle if it was today, it was before tinder or at least before it was mainstream and talking to girls on the internet was easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:31:56 No.39621181 Report

Quoted By: >>39621217

>>39620465
Travel to one of the countless places it's not illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:33:11 No.39621217 Report

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>>39621181
Sex tourism is also illegal even if it isn't illegal in the country you go to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:33:38 No.39621230 Report

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>>39621136
it's not like I did it specifically to not be a virgin anymore I was just surprised to find out I was still considered a virgin by normie standards but I guess I understand still won't fuck a bitch willing to do it for free though

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:34:40 No.39621275 Report

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>>39620465
Nigga lives in a shit whole where it's illegal to get hookers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:35:05 No.39621293 Report

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>>39621230
>but I guess I understand still won't fuck a bitch willing to do it for free though
wont be able to you mean?
It would take like half a year of chasing at least I bet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:35:45 No.39621325 Report

Quoted By: >>39633070

>>39621217
What do you mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:37:50 No.39621434 Report

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>alone on Christmas
>Oshi actually streams
>Not watching her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:38:08 No.39621448 Report

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>>39621230
>still considered a virgin by normie standards
Men used to take their sons to whorehouses to get that shit out of the way early. Feminism made that concept fall out of favor and forced everyone to put pussy on the pedestal and now virgin incels are shooting up schools because they can't get laid. Really makes you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:38:14 No.39621453 Report

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>>39620028
i guess most guys paying for their gf/wives dinners, vacations random shit so they can get laid doesn't count. but stright up paying for the service does.
We live in weird times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:39:21 No.39621493 Report

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>>39617882
Like Fauna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:40:36 No.39621544 Report

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>>39618636
For the burgerland anons enlighten us on how to do that. I'm not going to the ghetto to some random corner I don't even like leaving the house

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:40:48 No.39621549 Report

Quoted By: >>39621805 >>39624550 >>39629673

Losing your virginity will not make your life instantly wonderful.
>t. 29yo khv

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:42:39 No.39621641 Report

Quoted By: >>39621704 >>39621759 >>39621835

>>39617730
Oh anon, getting laid isn't gonna fix whatever the fuck is wrong with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:44:11 No.39621704 Report

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>>39621641
It's true I've been laid but Im still super fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:45:22 No.39621759 Report

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>>39621641
if sex isn't all that great why are there eight billion people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:46:31 No.39621805 Report

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>>39621549
Sanalite?
yeah who cares, what matters is the cuddle and the love you get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:47:16 No.39621835 Report

Quoted By: >>39621905 >>39647803

>>39621641
Sometimes I think there's no way to actually fix internal problems, only ways to cope with them. And some ways are better than others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:48:21 No.39621883 Report

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It's only 9 hours into Christmas what the fuck are you on, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:48:51 No.39621905 Report

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>>39621835
that's just factually correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:52:00 No.39622032 Report

Quoted By: >>39622207 >>39622260 >>39622570 >>39622630 >>39622893

>be indie 2view chuuba alone on Christmas
>everyone's having sex on Christmas
>promised my fans I'd stream
>not going to stream

OP is making me feel extra guilty... Even if I'm sure I'm no one's oshi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:55:34 No.39622207 Report

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>>39622032
>not giving your lonely fans jerk off instructions on Christmas while making sucking noises
Not gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 14:56:44 No.39622260 Report

Quoted By: >>39622828

>>39622032
You said you had fans you made a promise to, go stream for them, I’m sure you’ll at least make one of their days better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:03:00 No.39622570 Report

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>>39622032
I'd drop you if you did that without warning.
Some people make space in their agenda for that you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:04:09 No.39622630 Report

Quoted By: >>39622952

>>39622032
I met my oshi two christmases ago she was a 2view then now she's a solid 3view (which is why I dropped her but that's besides the point) just stay on the grind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:08:59 No.39622828 Report

Quoted By: >>39622953 >>39623063 >>39623158 >>39623230

>>39622260
The prospective of making anyone's day better is exactly why I do this, but I'm unable to do that in my current state. Too menhera and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:10:13 No.39622893 Report

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>>39622032
You promised your fans you would stream.
You are alone and not doing anything today.
It sounds like streaming would benefit both you and your fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:11:40 No.39622952 Report

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>>39622630
Anybody wanna post any 2 views streaming right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:11:42 No.39622953 Report

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>>39622828
>hasn't learned the menhera meta from Marine
your training is incomplete

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:14:24 No.39623063 Report

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>>39622828
I know you can do it anon, even just 15 minutes is fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:16:24 No.39623158 Report

Quoted By: >>39623288 >>39623534

>>39622828
Even if you end up crying, you'll bond with your fans, they'll feel closer to you and it'll make them happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:18:05 No.39623230 Report

Quoted By: >>39623534

>>39622828
Menhera is a huge buff. That's how you get more parasocial fans.
I used to be a sappling (still am kinda) but I found a 3 view that is a bit of a menhera and I absolutely am in love with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:19:15 No.39623288 Report

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>>39623158
Crying with lonely fans on Xmas is how you get diehard fans for life. Men love saviorfagging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:21:22 No.39623376 Report

Quoted By: >>39623507

>>39617730
>everyone's having sex on Christmas
>everyone
You are not japanese
You will never be japanese
Japanese people when they see your pathetic attempts at being japanese the only thing they can do is laugh at poor mutt attempt
Kill yourself immediately

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:23:09 No.39623445 Report

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>>39617730
Feels good to have an oshi that streams bros. Try it sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:24:26 No.39623497 Report

Quoted By: >>39623551

>His oshi didn't stream

PFFTHAHAH! Mine would, but she got a tummy ache last minute unlike your whores!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:24:45 No.39623507 Report

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>>39623376
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:25:20 No.39623534 Report

Quoted By: >>39624505

>>39623158
>>39623230
That feels so manipulative... I prefer to be the chuuba that makes everyone happy and can take their worries away, not make them worry more. But thank you for your pointers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:25:47 No.39623551 Report

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>>39623497
>tummy ache
>conveniently located close to the uterus
read between the lines anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:28:01 No.39623638 Report

Quoted By: >>39623718 >>39623869

Oshi had a members stream, a singing stream and a collab and I couldn't watch because I have to spend christmas with my family...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:29:47 No.39623718 Report

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>>39623638
Koyori?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:31:52 No.39623806 Report

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>>39617730
My oshi streamed and I'm not a virgin. Get a better oshi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:32:56 No.39623869 Report

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>>39623638
This anon is FUCKING so much he can't watch his oshi! Wow!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:39:05 No.39624130 Report

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>be 2 view
>stopped dreaming almost exactly 1 year ago
>family gifted me a stream deck
i guess i should stream again, this thing kinda pointless though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:42:42 No.39624278 Report

Quoted By: >>39624324 >>39638790

>>39620542
Maybe dude's from the SEA or something. Haven't they started stoning hookers over there or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:43:51 No.39624324 Report

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>>39624278
why would they do that wouldn't their whole tourism industry collapse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:48:32 No.39624505 Report

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>>39623534
It's only manipulative if you do it intentionally and fake it.
Go bond with your fans, it'll make you happier and make them happier in the long run.
I wish my oshi shared that stuff more with me and didn't hide it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:49:44 No.39624550 Report

Quoted By: >>39631688

>>39621549
How would a virgin know that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 15:52:38 No.39624654 Report

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>>39617730
Warm salad is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:00:02 No.39624901 Report

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>>39617730
How the fuck can you get to 38 and still be a virgin? It's absolutely impossible.
I've seen the grossest fat-ass of my friends get a couple of girlfriends after high school before they got married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:01:29 No.39624961 Report

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>>39624901
mental issues > superficial issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:02:07 No.39624991 Report

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>>39624901
Never going to uni, so basically an hermit after HS.
Work interactions remain professional and nothing more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:06:23 No.39625125 Report

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>>39624901
NTA, I'm 26 and seems I'm the same path. I don't think it's because I'm ugly because I had 2 girls confess to me (back when I had a social life) one of which was my friend's ex.
I'm just terrified of women and nowadays I can't even maintain conversation with guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:13:54 No.39625347 Report

Quoted By: >>39625421 >>39625468 >>39625505

>>39624901
My dad managed it. And chances are I'll go even farther.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:16:03 No.39625421 Report

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>>39625347
damn your dad is actually inspiring in a weird way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:17:22 No.39625468 Report

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>>39625347
dam your dad's a virgin? loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:18:28 No.39625505 Report

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>>39625347
39 and virgin here, overbearing and intrusive parents pretty much killed any dating potential I had. Hope I can tell you it gets better but it really doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:19:34 No.39625540 Report

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>>39617730
>shitposting and lying on the internet during Christmas
You should feel ashamed of yourself OP
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:32:22 No.39625952 Report

Quoted By: >>39627130

>>39618636
What is the point of sex without any closeness or emotional connection? You're technically not a virgin, but there still has never been a single woman who had any interest in you and got intimate with you willingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:41:37 No.39626219 Report

Quoted By: >>39633331 >>39634691

>>39624901
Surprised no one else said this but I guess it feeds into the mental issues side.
I'm 26 like the other anon, and for me, I just have no desire to have an intimate relationship, or sex in general. I actually do not care for how 3D look for the most part, and have not really liked people touching me as far back as early Elementary school. I also really prefer being alone in general. I stopped even thinking I'd bother with any form of relationship when I was 15. It's likely impossible to understand for most people, since instinct dictates the need to breed which tends to grow stronger as you get older (to a point). But it's simply not there for some of us. For cases like me, you could even say I'm genuinely defective.
Maybe I'll meet someone at some point that "fixes" me, but that's unlikely since I don't go outside much and don't go places where you might naturally socialize even when I do. I am currently on the path to stay a virgin for my entire life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:43:57 No.39626295 Report

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Indeed..I also need her as same reason as u,but she seems prefer to having sex with Edie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:08:35 No.39627042 Report

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My oshi veibae streamed last night. Have you tried not watching whores?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:11:39 No.39627128 Report

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>>39617882
She's off... for Christmas as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:11:43 No.39627130 Report

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>>39625952
sex feels good, idiot

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:14:59 No.39627226 Report

Quoted By: >>39631637

I do not have that problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:15:06 No.39627234 Report

Quoted By: >>39627273

>>39617983
A lot of salads are steamed, anon, especially those with seafood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:16:23 No.39627273 Report

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>>39627234
That's not a salad anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:18:04 No.39627321 Report

Quoted By: >>39629736 >>39631524

>>39620028
That's wrong. The point is to get sex off this big pedestal and then you can have more sensible thoughts about women and relationships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:44:38 No.39628241 Report

Quoted By: >>39630207

>>39617983
Can't tell if people are retarded and legit don't get the joke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:46:56 No.39628338 Report

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>>39624901
Hahaha.. ikr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:52:04 No.39628523 Report

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>>39617730
It could be worse, you could the 40 IPs samefagging and bumping the fat pink wigger thread trying to force cringe memes. More people are active in this thread so you are technically more interesting. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:28:39 No.39629673 Report

Quoted By: >>39631688

>>39621549
How would you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:30:53 No.39629736 Report

Quoted By: >>39630087 >>39631631 >>39633146

>>39627321
you can have sex at least once and still hate women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:43:01 No.39630087 Report

Quoted By: >>39630274

>>39629736
Yeah, I guess if it was shitty sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:46:38 No.39630207 Report

Quoted By: >>39655299

>>39628241
i don't get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:48:31 No.39630274 Report

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>>39630087
that makes it sound like every asshole boyfriend is just not getting fucked right kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:49:36 No.39630304 Report

Quoted By: >>39630441 >>39631735

>be 38 year old on christmas
>last time i had sex was years ago
>my oshi is on a break
I'm gonna make some mint tea and read a book bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:54:15 No.39630441 Report

Quoted By: >>39631354

>>39630304
damn whole years without sex? sounds rough bro haang in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:00:27 No.39630613 Report

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>>39617730
Change oshi. I recommend Nene Amano, you should like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:04:03 No.39630716 Report

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>>39617730
should have joined the chads and watched Tempus for kino and bro moments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:14:21 No.39630985 Report

Quoted By: >>39634409

>>39624901
f-female hands typed this... r-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:27:54 No.39631354 Report

Quoted By: >>39631393 >>39631563 >>39631735

>>39630441
Going on 3 here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:29:19 No.39631393 Report

Quoted By: >>39631463 >>39631735

>>39631354
6 or 14
depending if you count handjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:31:52 No.39631463 Report

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>>39631393
Ooff that rough. Handjobs kinda suck. I can do that better myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:33:50 No.39631524 Report

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>>39627321
Eh I've had a gf and had sex I still put the pussy on the pedestal. I'm fucked up tho. I'm an emotionally stunted autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:34:56 No.39631563 Report

Quoted By: >>39631689 >>39631735

>>39631354
4 year streak here. Not so bad desu. VTubers and work keep me busy so I never fret about sexual thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:37:10 No.39631631 Report

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>>39629736
what he meant was, i assume, not treating it as some life changing event that can make you be stuck in a relationship with a shitty person just because you can sex them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:37:11 No.39631632 Report

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>>39624901
Mental issues pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:37:19 No.39631637 Report

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>>39627226
>those gaps between 1-4 and 21-23
mandated Nijisanji orgy hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:38:56 No.39631688 Report

Quoted By: >>39631718

>>39624550
>>39629673
nta, but plenty of non-virgins have told me the same. That losing your virginity isn't the big deal that people make it out to be.

"Virginity" is a construct' It isn't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:38:57 No.39631689 Report

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>>39631563
Yeah they're a god send. My ex came out as gay (now she thinks she's asexual male) but we used to cuddle which was nice. But now we don't anymore since she thinks she's a dude. I'm suffering from lack of skinship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:40:16 No.39631718 Report

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>>39631688
Yeah this is true. The concept was created by men who want to trace their paternal lineage so they created the concept to ensure women don't have any other sexual partners but them to ensure the offspring is theirs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:40:20 No.39631721 Report

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>>39624901
it takes time to sort mental issues and by the time you do you may not be in an environment where it's easy to meet people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:40:41 No.39631735 Report

Quoted By: >>39631906

>>39630304
>>39631354
>>39631393
>>39631563
Fuck off normalfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:46:05 No.39631906 Report

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>>39631735
Trust me I am not s normalfag. I know a 32 year old virgin that is way more well adjusted than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:09:16 No.39632552 Report

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>>39624901
35 here and it’s really not that hard. Just need to have massive trust issues, terrible past experiences with women, never leave your house, and live with your parents? At this point, the barrier for losing my virginity is absurdly high. I’d need to hear something like “I (woman name) would like to have sex with you, anon. This is not a joke, I will not accuse you of rape afterwards, and I don’t have 6 of my friends waiting in the closet ready to jump out and laugh at your 3.5 inch erect penis and post pictures of it on Instagram.” Shit would be so much less complicated if I was gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:25:54 No.39633070 Report

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>>39621325
He means he's a Muslim and will get publicly executed if he returns home a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:28:16 No.39633146 Report

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>>39629736
The point is you can't have sex even once and still respect them which allows you to mature from a boy to a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:34:35 No.39633331 Report

Quoted By: >>39639838

>>39626219
This but 29. It's one thing to be mentally defective, but it's another thing entirely when your defect is something so ingrained into you that you don't want to be fixed. I know I'm abnormal but I don't like physical contact and you can only fix that if you first convince someone that physical contact is something they want. It's like addiction, it can only be cured if people want to be cured and if they don't want to be cured no amount of effort will change that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:35:33 No.39633356 Report

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>>39624901
It's really not that difficult, I think the point is once you pass a certain age, it's probably just never going to happen for you because you clearly do not care enough to change that reality. If you are 38, still a virgin, and bothered by that fact? Well then it's got to be a physical disability rather than a mental one. Someone with a mental problem at that age who had not already accepted being a virgin a long time ago would have definitely already raped someone. I think there are probably very few people who've reached wizard age who are actually still actively upset on the daily about being a virgin unless they have a micropenis or are bedridden. That just seems impossible while being a member of society. I probably haven't felt bad about being a virgin in five or six years and even then it was far from constant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:36:15 No.39633372 Report

Quoted By:

just be confident bro and you'll lose your virginity in no time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:50:16 No.39633811 Report

Quoted By: >>39634200 >>39634420

>>39617730
EAT SHIT HOMOBEGGAR
AHAHAHAHAHA

https://youtu.be/XXDjNMBjBm0
https://youtu.be/XXDjNMBjBm0
https://youtu.be/XXDjNMBjBm0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:00:23 No.39634200 Report

Quoted By: >>39634349

>>39633811
My salad is too cold to heat back up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:04:44 No.39634349 Report

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>>39634200
>yeah im gonna take a break now so i can stream on christmas, probably a karaoke
>streams a karaoke on christmas at her usual time
>NOOOOOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT AHHHHHH
also warm salad is disgusting what is wrong with you beggarchama

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:06:31 No.39634409 Report

Quoted By: >>39634737 >>39634788

>>39630985
>female hands
No he’s right, it’s not a girl take to say that if you’re 38 and a virgin, it’s probably your fault at that point. Unless you’re a literal burn scar victim that is horribly disfigured, you can find one person willing to fuck. Ffs even my 5’3 friend got pussy a few times in his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:06:46 No.39634420 Report

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>>39633811
>homobeggar
Why do you have cock on the brain, anon? Isn’t this a thread about Fauna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:14:50 No.39634691 Report

Quoted By: >>39634781 >>39639838

>>39626219
That's just called being asexual and there's nothing wrong with that. Its not defective its just different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:15:59 No.39634737 Report

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>>39634409
It's worth noting the OP never implies he thinks being a virgin isn't his fault or that it's even a bad thing. He's upset the thing he chose in life instead of 3D women also failed him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:17:07 No.39634781 Report

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>>39634691
It is defective in that it's a biological problem with a solution. But that solution brings other problems. So it's fine to opt not to solve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:17:28 No.39634788 Report

Quoted By: >>39635773 >>39636046 >>39637400

>>39634409
>if you’re 38 and a virgin, it’s probably your fault
I've been on here long enough to know that incels like this fall into 2 categories:

1. Absolutely terrified of women and rejection to the point they will never ever even approach one.

2. They will try but only with women they never had a chance with.

I have no idea how to help type 1s. Type 2s could be helped if they adjusted their expectations/standards, or did the work to raise their stock to make them an appropriate match for the type of women they want to get with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:19:35 No.39634855 Report

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She's streaming now. You should never doubt Fauna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:25:29 No.39635019 Report

Quoted By:

>>39617730
in 1½h Anon cheer up, trust your oshi's promise (unless we talkin some vshojo thot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDjNMBjBm0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:51:48 No.39635773 Report

Quoted By: >>39647132

>>39634788
What about 3. Some sort of mentally-ill faggot. I feel they are probably the largest group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:55:53 No.39635900 Report

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>>39620028
>I've been told I'm still a virgin because if it's ons it doesn't count.
>I've been told I'm still a virgin because if she wasn't a virgin it doesn't count
>I've been told I'm still a virgin because if she was sub 7/10 it doesn't count
>I've been told I'm still a virgin because if I lose my virginity post 18 it doesn't count
At some point YOU should start doing the counting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:57:39 No.39635952 Report

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She read your thread op she will do a christmas karaoke stream for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:01:15 No.39636046 Report

Quoted By: >>39637040 >>39637732 >>39647132

>>39634788
I don't even know where I fit. I haven't tried, but I'm not really scared either. There's just no one I'm interested in. I guess I'm just too lazy to try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:37:06 No.39637040 Report

Quoted By: >>39637400

>>39636046
I mean like if you want to you can go on tinder and probably get laid within 5 dates. Might not be the best looking girl but might work. It's up to you though. Sounds kinda cool to lose it to a special person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:47:39 No.39637400 Report

Quoted By:

>>39637040
>>39634788
>>39624901
Jesus Christ, Luxiem and Tempiss really brought in normalfags and women to this board who have no idea what it's like to be a low class man and get all their "incel" info from reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:57:39 No.39637732 Report

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>>39636046
I'm a 30 year old NEET and I'm not exactly tall, I doubt I'd get much interest and to be honest, I'm not interested in doing things that way. I'm more curious about what it's like to experience a romance, but it's not like it'll kill me not to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:21:12 No.39638790 Report

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>>39624278
ngl in Indonesia if you get caught you will be persecuted by neighbors, extorted by police and shamed for lyfe by your senpaitachi if they know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:45:05 No.39639838 Report

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>>39633331
This, exactly. Probably doesn't help when I am the only one of my real life friend group that has never been depressed, and most of their depression has stemmed from relationships as well. And then someone I know on IRC lost his virginity at a soap club in nipland and now gets depressed when he doesn't have physical intimacy for a while.
While I doubt I would end up in a similar state, I don't exactly see these things and think "Yeah sign me up for some of that."

>>39634691
I always considered asexual to mean lack of sexual urges, not just lack of wanting sex because you don't find real people attractive. I still like and fap to 2D, after all.
Checking on it, I guess it is just a blanket term for anyone who doesn't have sexual attraction to others. Hell if I care though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:49:56 No.39640046 Report

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>>39621230
Anon, stop living by these retarded rules dictated by other people. The people who say hookers don't count are either seething women who don't want to feel devalued, or guys who tried really hard to lay a woman who don't want all of their efforts to feel like a waste.

There are also some people who say you become a virgin again if you haven't had sex in a long time, even if you have had sex before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 01:21:17 No.39645063 Report

Quoted By:

>>39617730
Are you alright now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 02:08:06 No.39647132 Report

Quoted By:

>>39636046
>I'm not really scared either
X
>>39635773
>Some sort of mentally-ill faggot.
They all fall under type 1.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 02:20:29 No.39647803 Report

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>>39621835
i think the same thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:51:29 No.39652594 Report

Quoted By:

>>39617730
>38 year old virgin
>38

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:57:02 No.39652879 Report

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Least my oshi is still doing a xmas karaoke AND she streamed earlier today as well. Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:33:32 No.39655250 Report

Quoted By:

>>39624901
I never leave my house and never really interact with other people as a result. Easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:34:05 No.39655299 Report

Quoted By:

>>39630207
the chicken is cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:51:12 No.39656555 Report

Quoted By: >>39657364

>>39624901
It's actually very easy to not do something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:03:11 No.39657364 Report

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>>39656555
women dont understand this because things just happen to them

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