I tried to fuck the Gura cake and left a bad review.
First, lets look at the packaging. This is the Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN, jumping and heating up the audience as she reaches the song’s climax. She has plenty of energy and one can tell she’s gonna make the party last all night!
Gura Can is a rather typical small-sized cake, measuring 135mm in length and just shy of 300g in weight. It’s closed-ended, has as good as no smell upon opening.
The internal structure is so complex and diverse, like wow. They crammed as much stuff as they could there, a chaotic maze of bumps and crevices, it’s like a swiss clockwork machinery. I’m not really sure about the idol theme there, this could totally be “mad steampunk engineer” depiction.
And indeed, uuuoooohh gosh that little cake packs a punch, the glans are attacked from all sides by structures never-fucked-before, screaming in utter confusion as this doesn’t feel like anything remotely organic.
It must be remarked tho that Gura Can has no suction chamber, so it’s not as “wrapping-squeezing” as one could wish for. It’s a wacky experience, but with no risk on the user’s sanity.
My main issue with this cake is that the tunnel just feels… Holo. Like, it doesn’t hug your penis, it feels very stiff, like you’re sliding in and out but it doesn’t move around you, making the sensation feel dull after a little bit.
Conclusion, This is not one of the best I have tried, but it is still an Ok product. If you’re fan of Gura, perhaps you can give it a try, but in my opinion, there are way better out there for the same price and same overall quality.
