I've adapted a song for just this kind of thread.
To the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHZwRlhn98gHere's a hint of mental illness
Stuck into a supachat
Pardon me schizo
You really need to take your meds.
This isn't your blog.
Add it to the pile
Add it to the stack
Here among the sewer rrats
A breath away from Hell
You get accustomed to the smell.
Well someone's got to catalog 'em, my friends
Schizos in the membership
Here on their own accord
Someone's got to collect their cringe supas
As a service to the board!
Here's a red supachat
Complaining 'bout his dead cat
Wouldn't want to ignore it
That would really be a crime
Thank you whale, I'm in your debt
Here's another suicide note
Woe is me is all he wrote
His heart's no longer going
And he's lived his wasted life
But his credit limit's not reached yet!
Well someone's got to catalog 'em, my friends
Before the little harvest
Disappears into the spam
Someone's got to collect their cringe supas
When the chat runs with red.
It's a world where the schizo eats the schizo
Where they kill themselves for the chuuba's attention
And the mods in the chat
They don't interfere
'Cause they simp just like the schizos
I buy a red supachat and send
My dog just died
Let's gooooooooooooo!
