>>43122646>"Alright! Now for our next act in the Hololive High School talent show, please give a warm welcome to... the sapling!">Sapling awkwardly runs on stage to weak applause."...I- I'm gonna sing a song... M-My mommy wrote it for me..."
>Audience begins to snicker.>Karaoke music starts up, an off-key rendition of "Let Me Stay Here.""...R- Rainbow in the SKYYY... a-aowie koto-roachie..."
"In the e-evergreen t-trees... yumet... eh..."
>Sapling begins to mumble the lyrics, shuffling back and forth in a weird dance.>Audience starts to mutter to themselves."...It's just aaaaaa... FAIRYTALE! So it'll melt aWAY... like a lollypop... And so just... let... me..."
>"You suck! Get off the stage!""...s-stay... here..."
>"I think we'll pass! Get off the stage!">Audience starts laughing"... uuu... m-mommy..."
>"Hey look! The lil' girl's crying!">"Well at least she's not singin', or else I'd be crying too!">Laughter grows louder."I... My mommy said that I'm-"
>Water bottle flies onto the stage, hitting the sapling square in the head."AAAAA!"
>"Now THAT took talent!">Audience going wild."...uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>Sapling runs off stage.>Trips.>Faceplants.>Curtains. 
