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Faufauuuuu I was demonstrating my expertise with the Pythagorean theorem to a group of academics at a venue I rented for a few hours to show how plants have human rights but since I'm short one of the academics that (I assume) didn't know what he was doing grabbed a clump of my hair and ate it like it was lettuce. I finally combed over it but then a squirrel grabbed me and did unspeakable things and now the academics think I was a no show and I can't get a refund for the time I booked and I'm leaking fluids like a 95 Cadillac.
Life shouldn't be this hard.
