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It's another beautiful friday in Canada. You wake up to be greeted by the gentle pushing of a tentacle. This is how your wife is telling you that breakfast is almost ready. You head downstairs and see a pair of tentacles dusting and cleaning. As you arrive in the kitchen, you can see your wife Ina preparing breakfast at the stove. "Oya oya, looks like the sleeping beauty is finally awake." You sit down to enjoy your breakfast of cooked eggs and waffles. „Oh wait, how could I forget.“ she says. She uses her tentacle magic and maple syrup materializes in front of her. "Now we're talking eh". You both drench your meal in the sweet goo. The tv in the kitchen shows the news, it's something about North Korea and japanese nationalists, she starts ranting in Korean, but apart from the word „gae“ which she uses a lot during her monologues you don't really understand her so you just continue your breakfast
"Honey have you fed mounty yet?" Mounty is your pet beaver. You put on your lumberjack shirt and pick up your axe to cut down one of the maple trees in your garden so you can feed it to your beaver. Once youre finished with your morning routine you give your wife a kiss and a smack on her giant ass and sit down on your moose to ride to your job at the maple syrup factory. On your way to work you run over a couple of eskimos. You don't worry about it since they are considered pests anyways.
After a long day of work you finally return home to pick up your wife. You both ride to the coast where you engage in your favorite hobby of seal clubbing. Back at home, you decide to have some sexy time together so you bring out your finest bottle of maple syrup to drip it on Inas flat chest. You lick the syrup from her nipples while she hums the melody of „O canada“. Life is good.
